Jokes & Riddles - November 2006

2006-11-13 01:07:30 · 19 answers · asked by Tudor B 2

2006-11-13 01:01:44 · 23 answers · asked by goodbye and good luck :-) 1

2006-11-13 00:59:03 · 7 answers · asked by Orchid 1

Every river has a *****.

2006-11-13 00:53:04 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Me and my Best Friend have been suspended, so we thought we would hang out later on. We thought maybe we could play pranks on people, and we came up with a great one. We are gonna print out posters that say Fish Market and we are gonna tape em over the Girls Bathrooms signs in our local mall. Good prank?

2006-11-13 00:48:09 · 16 answers · asked by Pimp of the Day 1

2006-11-13 00:45:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-13 00:43:32 · 21 answers · asked by Tudor B 2

I need the answer to this riddle for a contest i'm trying to enter.Any help is most grateful ^_^

2006-11-13 00:41:39 · 10 answers · asked by draven1617@sbcglobal.net 1

What does this mean/symbolize?:

CLOUD
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2006-11-13 00:41:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-13 00:40:14 · 11 answers · asked by Tudor B 2

Who would you choose to be placed in the jungle instead of a celebrity and why?

Brent S is the one I'd choose, I'd make sure the rest of them were all American too because we know how much he loves em.
Why because he is an ***!

2006-11-13 00:39:29 · 12 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5

What is the name of the famous American city portrayed by this picture? Enter it as one wortd, with the first letter capitalized.

Here is the url of the image:

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/8162/blocksqan8.gif

2006-11-13 00:30:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

A teacher was giving a lesson on blood circulation. Trying to make the matter clear, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Mary; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Tom. He's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead

2006-11-13 00:29:45 · 36 answers · asked by Pd 6

and there were these pensioners all hanging from the ceiling above the dance floor, Horrified I asked a redcoat what the hell was going on.
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HE TOLD ME IT WAS A SWINGING SIXTIES WEEKEND

2006-11-12 23:55:22 · 12 answers · asked by jabelite 3

The police charged one and let the other one off!

2006-11-12 23:50:53 · 22 answers · asked by jabelite 3

2006-11-12 23:44:47 · 26 answers · asked by terry h 2

Work this out as you read ...



Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.



1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)





2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)





3. Add 5





4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator







5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 .... If you haven't, add 1755.






6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.





You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).


The next two numbers are









YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)


THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.




ENJOY !!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-11-12 23:32:59 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous

What gets wetter as it dries?

2006-11-12 23:15:34 · 10 answers · asked by Liggy Lee 4

I will give you a rating on how funny you are.

2006-11-12 23:08:50 · 14 answers · asked by sija_uk 2

2006-11-12 22:57:03 · 4 answers · asked by ROBERTO M 1

Just wanna see everybody laughing !!!!!!
In recent days, I have gone through this website.
http://funtoosh.com/
Its really so funnyyyyy.... ENJOY.

2006-11-12 22:50:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

If you were wearing a TAG (that prisoners wear if they are released into the community) and someone asked you in the pub quite honestly if youve been out running today thinking it was a pedometer would you get the hump?

2006-11-12 22:44:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

If a joke asked by me about Santa-Banta few days b4 hurt someone, I am really sorry for that. It was not asked to hurt someone or any community. I always salute to Sikhs. India would be no longer if this Brave People were not with INDIA. I once again apologize.

2006-11-12 22:42:13 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

it takes the human body 24 hours to turn food into S**t, impressive eh?. No a Yankee chef I know could do it in five minutes. Dont waste my time answering if your a Yank just ********************** now.

2006-11-12 22:17:13 · 17 answers · asked by Shredder 6

2006-11-12 22:00:38 · 13 answers · asked by BUSHIDO 7

Magnet has a positive side.

2006-11-12 21:52:37 · 22 answers · asked by Electric 7

Can you solve this riddle?

There are 5 houses painted 5 different colours.
In each house lives a person of a different nationality.
Each person drinks a certain drink, smokes a certain cigar, and keeps a certain pet.
Not one of the nationalities share a similar brand of drink/cigar/pet.

NOW…..who owns the fish???
Clues:
1.the Brit lives in the red house
2.the Swede owns a dog
3.the Dane drinks tea
4.the green house is on the left of the white one
5.the man in the green house drinks coffee
6.the man who smokes Pall Mall has a bird
7.the owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill
8.the man in the center house drinks milk
9.the Norwegian lives in the 1st house
10.the man who smokes Blend lives next to the man with the cat
11.the man with the horse lives next to the Dunhill smoker
12.the man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer
13.the German smokes Prince
14.the Norwegian lives next to the blue house
15.the man who smokes Blend has a neighbour who drinks water

2006-11-12 21:42:44 · 14 answers · asked by Romy 2

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2006-11-12 21:34:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-12 21:08:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

A Black woman sits in front of thousands of people every day. She has famous people sit down with her and talk to her. She then looks at you and says "Hello my name is Oprah!"

2006-11-12 19:46:46 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous