The police charged one and let the other one off!
2006-11-12 23:50:53 · 22 answers · asked by jabelite 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heard about the asian heroin addicts that injected curry powder by mistake? Ones got a dodgy Tikka, the others in a Korma
2006-11-13 00:15:35 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
needless to say you will reason you're your self Cavemen Dave using a distinctive identity, thats a pathetic attempt at merchandising one's very own humorousness. next time do no longer forget to alter your IP-handle too alongside along with your person identity. Btw-maximum of Caveman's jokes are previous and uninteresting..Yawnnn!!!!
2016-12-10 08:13:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats poor, i have 1 ,an octopus walks into a bar and says," i can play ANY musical instrument u like". the englishman gives him a guitar and he plays in better than handrix, irishman gives him a piano, and he plats it better than elton, sotch man throws him a set of bagpipes. the octopus fumbles 4 a while and the scoth man says," what wrong- can ye not play it?" the octopus says," play iy?- i'm gonna **** her brains out once i get her pyjamas off.
2006-11-13 00:28:29 · answer #3 · answered by holmescarlene 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. Tommy Cooper came out with some crackers!!!
2006-11-12 23:56:31 · answer #4 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Then let the one off who drank battery acid. He will die soon anyway.
2006-11-13 00:11:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2017-03-05 05:55:29 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This 'joke' gets put on here atleast once a week!
Please no more...My sides will split.
2006-11-12 23:54:50 · answer #7 · answered by Ah! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ooooooooh! what a baaaaaaaaad joke!
2006-11-12 23:54:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
old but funny, like Bruce Forsyth
2006-11-13 00:13:25 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
so what is your question?? the one that was charged was the firework eater the battery acid drinker is probably dead...
2006-11-12 23:52:47 · answer #10 · answered by lilflashinchick15 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋