2006-11-13 01:07:30 · 19 answers · asked by Tudor B 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry if I offended anyone, it was meant as a joke!!!!!!!
2006-11-13 01:18:24 · update #1
I hope you mean Jelly Babies!!
lol
2006-11-13 01:27:45 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would need a better estimation of the square footage of the house. And of course the size of the babies being used. It is actually quite easy to figure out though. Her is how you can figure this out for yourself Barney style.
1: Take the sizes of the walls and multiply by the number of the walls being measured.
2: Take the number of babies used and multiply that by the body mass index.
3: Divide number 2 from number 1 and then multiple by 3.
4: Factor in the Beer Factor and add either 6, 12 or 24. Multiple this by either 10, 12 or 16 (oz)
5: Add 3 to 4 and you have the exact number of babies required to paint a house.
Now this is only good for one coat. If you need to do 2 coats then multiply by 2. Don't get confused on the splatter effect like most folks. This formula is the best means. Splatter is too inconsistent.
Hope this helps.
Have a great day
and folks relax. There is no dumb question but the one not asked.
Humor is in the eye of the beholder, kinda like beauty. This is a question asked in jest. Dont like it please move on, kinda like what you should do when you are passing an accident instead of slowing way down and looking !!! Making me late for work !!!
2006-11-13 09:22:47 · answer #2 · answered by JohnRingold 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
You would need to smear them all over in paint and launch them with some kind of catapult. You probably could steal alot of them from a creche and get a few bathtubs of paint.
2006-11-13 09:50:37 · answer #3 · answered by Roninja 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
526
2006-11-13 09:10:04 · answer #4 · answered by Jegis H. Corbet 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Women are gay, what is the harm in a little joke, it's not like he/she has a job in house painting....Or does he/she...?
2006-11-13 09:21:05 · answer #5 · answered by mr_trickles 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Depends how fat they are! Obesity rules because then you wont need as many but you'd better be carefull that your house doesnt fall down!
2006-11-13 09:19:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
well done but i would agree age and size would also play a factor if you were gioing to try it.
hahhahahahahahahahaha
we love the sicko's on this site so the rest of you
back to your knitting page
2006-11-13 09:20:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
You are either an idiot or you're very immature,then again you might be a real sick-o, but You're free to be stupid on line or anywhere else you might be.
2006-11-13 09:17:59 · answer #8 · answered by Margie R 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
If you was to put them in a blender first and make them into a fine paste I think you would need only 6
2006-11-13 09:16:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋
the problem is, it only works if you like red.
2006-11-13 11:58:55 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋