2006-11-13 00:43:32 · 21 answers · asked by Tudor B 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heres a joke for children, How do you know fish have good eyesight? Ever seen one wearing glasses?
2006-11-13 01:36:42 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: How did Pinocchio find out that he was made of wood?
A: His hand caught on fire.
Q: Why don’t blind people like to skydive
A: It scares the crap out of the dog
Q: Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: a Carrot
Q: whats white and if fell from a tree would kill ya?
A.a fridge ....
I sent my girlfriend a load of snow,
phoned her up and said "you get my drift"
When I was young I used to pray for a bike,
then I realized that God doesn’t work that way,
so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
2006-11-13 00:55:59 · answer #2 · answered by JohnRingold 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
goldfish driveing blonds and that believe it and superbeing that changes the water its the 60s o back to the tardis vwooooooom vwooooom vwooooooom oops its a darlec no just dusty bin 54321
2006-11-15 12:08:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about this one...
Two eggs in a frying pan. One says 'phew! It's hot in here!' and the other says 'blimey, a talking egg'.
Not as good as yours though...!
2006-11-13 00:48:48 · answer #4 · answered by Tish P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bet they have a whale of a time..
Then they debate on whether there is a Superior Being. ..
There must be - who else changes the water?
2006-11-13 00:52:15 · answer #5 · answered by Byjiar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Switch on the ignition? Haha, pls tell us later then.
2006-11-13 00:46:13 · answer #6 · answered by Merlin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one!! :) LOL!!!
Was needing something to put a smile on my face!!!!! And this did just the trick!!!!
Keep up the good work!!!
:)
2006-11-13 00:53:48 · answer #7 · answered by smoking_gremlin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Good one
2006-11-13 00:46:55 · answer #8 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhh can fish really drive,,,ya i am blonde
2006-11-13 01:13:33 · answer #9 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-11-13 00:53:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋