it takes the human body 24 hours to turn food into S**t, impressive eh?. No a Yankee chef I know could do it in five minutes. Dont waste my time answering if your a Yank just ********************** now.
2006-11-12 22:17:13 · 17 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brent, just wot is your effin problem with the americans? You come on here just to p**s em all off!! If your jokes were a little funny you might get a laugh out of em but yr jokes are totally SH**TY! I have heard better jokes come from a 7yr old.
Anyway start and check you spelling, shouldn't it read 'now a Yankee'? and not 'No?' There is a spell check you know, or maybe you're just to ignorant to be bothered to check!
OH, I get it, your trying your hand at American spellings even though you're takin the p**s out of em.
Well i really don't know how they put up with you, everyone ought to post a comment on your 360 to let you know how they bloody well feel!!!!!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! BOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-12 22:30:04 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it depends on the type of food, and your diet in general, but that is a good ball park figure to start with. Some chefs are better than others. The one you know is clearly better than some. Faster, anyway.
2006-11-13 06:31:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't take that literally. Its a joke. It takes fruit 12 hours and meats can take up to 5 or 6 days. Meat like steaks actually sit and rot in your stomach because your stomach juices can't break it down quickly.
2006-11-13 06:28:15 · answer #3 · answered by Ndpndnt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually sir it depends what type of food you eat,Some meat foods take longer to turn into sh+t. If you don't believe me next summer when it is gooseberry season try eating a kilo of gooseberry's and see if they take 24 hours to turn into sh+t.
2006-11-13 06:22:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes id di and did you know the reason why theres a leap year every four years i do
ITS COS IT ONLY TAKES 23 HRS 56 MINUTES AND 4 SECS FOR THE EARTH TO GO ROUND ONCE THIS IS A TRUE FACT IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME LOOK IT UP
2006-11-13 07:06:55 · answer #5 · answered by mustang_rws 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think tht is totally correct, it takes the body a lot longer to digest some foods and quicker to digsest others like friut.
2006-11-13 07:46:22 · answer #6 · answered by welshwife 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had corn the other night and noticed it in my sh*t the next day...it's good to know your bowels are working... and not clogged up... lol...
2006-11-13 08:39:25 · answer #7 · answered by avava9 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so how come when you eat cabbage you alwas need to go within the hour
2006-11-13 07:00:26 · answer #8 · answered by REBECCA W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is very facinating, i dont think i will be sharing that with my closest friends though, thanks for making me throw up my breakfast
2006-11-13 06:33:36 · answer #9 · answered by rOxY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the phuq is that **** out word, I don't know any that long!
2006-11-14 06:33:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋