Jokes & Riddles - October 2006

2006-10-24 01:15:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

What is a question that you can't say "yes" to?

2006-10-24 01:10:25 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-24 01:03:45 · 15 answers · asked by Yokay Booboo 3

Think about it before you play the critic

2006-10-24 01:00:26 · 7 answers · asked by Tkni 1

If identical twin boys had children with identical twin girls, wouldn't their children be identical?

2006-10-24 00:51:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

Do u have a match? Say, yeah my a-s and your face! (and on this note I say good-nite)
www.aardvarkarchie.com/pictures/classic/classic005.htm-22k- ( Google) funny classic pictures pg 19 and click on next funny picture :)

2006-10-24 00:48:16 · 6 answers · asked by ghostguff3 2

Brunettes got really upset. ‘How come there are so many jokes about blonds and none for brunettes. Why not do something extravagant, so people joke about us as well?’
So, after much thinking they decide to build a bridge in the Sahara desert. They hired the best architects & worked for months in secrecy. When the bridge was ready, they covered it under a huge sheet so that the people they had invited to witness this extravagance (the media, authorities, celebrities) could not see what was underneath. When the time came they pulled the gigantic sheet and to their utter annoyance they saw two blonds fishing!!


(The joke is with people of two different origins say Scottish & Irish from my country but it would not make sense to most of you so I replaced them with blonds & brunettes. Hope it makes sense!!!)

2006-10-24 00:48:11 · 18 answers · asked by marissa 4

and he said what’s the difference?

2006-10-24 00:47:20 · 25 answers · asked by MojoMan 6

Good, Bad, Worse

Good: Your children are sexually active.
Bad: With each other
Worse: And your wife.
Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: Getting arrested.
Worse: By your husband

Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: The techer is a he.

Good: You go home for a quickie.
Bad: you get caught by your wife
Worse: You're with her sister.
.......................................................................
A man and a woman were arguing as to who has more right over their child. And they go to a judge.

Woman tells judge that since she carried the child for 9 months, she has more right.

Man tells judge: When you keep a dollar into a vending machine and a cola pops out, who does the cola belong to, the man........ or the vending machine???
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2006-10-24 00:45:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

Whats black OR white & red all over ?

2006-10-24 00:39:22 · 30 answers · asked by Tkni 1

whats the order?



A pint for me & one for the road

2006-10-24 00:30:40 · 25 answers · asked by Tkni 1

2006-10-24 00:29:35 · 4 answers · asked by wayne 1

2006-10-24 00:28:13 · 7 answers · asked by wayne 1

A deer hunter & a fisherman meet for drinks.
‘How was fishing today’
‘It was just GREAT. Best day ever! You won’t believe it but I caught a 70 pounds trout
with my bare hands!!!’ replies the fisher man
‘Give me a brake, this is TOO much ‘ responds the indignant hunter
‘I did & I don’t care if you believe me, I fought for hours but I made it!!!! How was hunting by the way?’ asks the fisherman changing the subject
Exasperated the hunter replies:
‘Well, I went hunting with John. You know. After like 3 long hours of waiting on my own I saw some movement behind the bushes. I shot to that direction but when I went there I saw that I had shot John!!! I looked around in frustration, just in case there was someone and ..’
‘Oh, Goodness!’ responds the fisherman
‘ .. and as there was no one I started digging a hole quickly but the moment I was about to shove him in there I looked up & I saw two campers. Without wasting any time, bang, bang I shoot them both down & kept digging for a bigger hole… ‘’
‘I can’t believe it’ says the fisherman
‘… and as I am about to throw them all in, I look up & I see the Sheriff & his deputy. I had no choice but to shoot them down too. So, as they lay on the ground and I am digging an even larger hole, I see a school bus driving by….’
‘NO WAY!!! You are a BIG liar!!’
‘Oh, well, if you don’t take some of the tuna pounds….. I will shoot them ALL down!!!!’

2006-10-24 00:28:07 · 20 answers · asked by marissa 4

About 3 years ago I went to a Copperfield-show and was accidently called to the stage. There David made a photograph of me and let me sign it. Then he took the photo away.
Next thing that happened was a live broadcast to some beach on Hawaii. You saw a scuba-diver just coming out of the water. He opened his diving suit and: --- took out my photograph with my signature. How did he do that? Anybody knows?

2006-10-24 00:11:01 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

what is the worst prank you have ever played on someone?! i need ideas!. (ones that cause death, need not apply!!)

2006-10-24 00:08:50 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

I was once sent an email which showed a picture of naked people but it was also made up of pictures of dolphins, seemingly children only see the dolphins cos they have no concept of nudity so don't see the naked people - does this make sense?? I'd really like a copy of the picture. It's not rude, just really cool :o)

2006-10-24 00:07:59 · 11 answers · asked by Lolly ™ 3

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin orders 3 paints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room drinking a sip out of each 1 in turn When he finished all 3 he comes back to the bar & orders 3 more
the bartender says to him
It would taste better if you bought 1 at a time
The irishman replies
well you see i have 2 brothers 1 is in America the other is in Australia & im here in Dublin when we left home we PROMISED theat we'd drink this way to remember the days we all drank together
the bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there the irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way, he orders 3 pints and drinks them One day he comes in and orders 2 pints All the other regulars in the pub notice anf fell silent When he comes back to the bar for the second round the bartender says im so sorry for your great loss
The irishman look confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs everone is fine its me i've quit drinking..

2006-10-24 00:06:07 · 12 answers · asked by mel 2

jokes as we know are very good for our health thats why i use them as my stress busters.When i laugh i forget every tension tahts i wanted some jokes so please send me some jokes.THANKYOU

2006-10-23 23:55:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

a slag or a nun?

2006-10-23 23:52:30 · 16 answers · asked by markhatter 6

This is an IQ question. Please answer as soon as possible! THANKS!

2006-10-23 23:27:38 · 11 answers · asked by emo_chik 1

Just kidding anyone can answer this. Its a very simple one. I guess u might have hear it. Ok so the quesiton is. Which/what is the only question were the answer is "Yes" just "yes"? Nothing else. Pretty easy.

2006-10-23 22:59:21 · 24 answers · asked by rdx 2

There is a Green house, inside of it is a white house inside the white house there is a red house and in the red house a number of black children are there.

What it is ?

2006-10-23 22:55:23 · 43 answers · asked by k.n. s 2

to play, the party has usual has got out of hand and there will be quite a few kids now to entain. Please can anyone suggest some different games to play with the kids, thay will have to be diffentley cost free and there should be around 30 kids in a small house lol help me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-10-23 22:25:32 · 7 answers · asked by K G 1

You ask any man : Which way, would your BROTHER say is the way to heaven. The true man would tell you what his brother would say, the liar would say what he woud say. So whichever way they say, go the other way.

no one reads the question properly.

2006-10-23 22:13:34 · 5 answers · asked by ♥Killing Loneliness♥ 3

An elderly gentleman feared his wife was getting hard of hearing. So one day he met her doctor asked him to run a simple test that could give the doctor some idea of the state of her problem.
"Here's what you do," said the doctor, "start out about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30, then 20 feet, and so on till you get a response."
That evening, the wife was in the kitchen, and he's in living room. He thought, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens and he asks, "Honey, what's for supper?" NO RESPONSE
So he moved to the other end of the room and repeats, "Honey, what's for supper?" NO RESPONSE
Next he moves into the dining room and asks, "Honey, what's for supper?" NO RESPONSE
So he walks up to the kitchen door. "Honey, what's for supper?" AGAIN NO RESPONSE
So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for supper?"
"Damn it Earl, for the fifth time, CHICKEN!"

2006-10-23 21:39:04 · 12 answers · asked by Pd 6

2006-10-23 21:29:52 · 22 answers · asked by nishanth 1

I didn't know that it was already 1:00am. I guess time sure flies when your not having fun. So what are you doing for fun? And can I join in? P L E A S E ! ! ! Tell me a joke or something, anything, !

2006-10-23 21:18:38 · 17 answers · asked by ghostguff3 2

1. Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

2. Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

3. The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."

4. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

5. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

2006-10-23 20:04:27 · 12 answers · asked by Electric 7

2006-10-23 19:23:27 · 20 answers · asked by sweetie 1