Good, Bad, Worse
Good: Your children are sexually active.
Bad: With each other
Worse: And your wife.
Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: Getting arrested.
Worse: By your husband
Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: The techer is a he.
Good: You go home for a quickie.
Bad: you get caught by your wife
Worse: You're with her sister.
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A man and a woman were arguing as to who has more right over their child. And they go to a judge.
Woman tells judge that since she carried the child for 9 months, she has more right.
Man tells judge: When you keep a dollar into a vending machine and a cola pops out, who does the cola belong to, the man........ or the vending machine???
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2006-10-24 00:45:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha......the judgement one is cool ... and so also one with sister....
LOL
2006-10-24 00:47:53 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good-and the best humor isnt at anyones expense -I let Jesus into my heart-and laughter is a big part of my life now-and heaven forever-cause every good thing is there-david in Jesus amazing grace&thanks :D
2006-10-24 07:48:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Joke analysed-
Good: It's funny
Bad: It's mean and dirty
Worse: I loved 'em (lol)
2006-10-24 07:49:52 · answer #3 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nearly as good as why witches ride brooms without undies on;?
to get a better grip.
2006-10-24 08:06:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uuuughhh. Have. Been. Scarred. For. Life......
2006-10-24 07:48:19 · answer #5 · answered by tinnitus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha verry good.
especially liked the vending machine one !!
you forgot the dirtyest joke ever though..........................
one i told my kids when they were younger and asked if i knew any dirty jokes..........
yep you guessed it.......
the boy fell in the mud.
i know its lame but they laughed they were only little
2006-10-24 07:55:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Yeah... sex with my sister...great idea!
2006-10-24 08:18:38 · answer #7 · answered by dbqdawg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol those were pretty nasty but i enjoy filthy humor.
2006-10-24 07:48:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
very funny! lol
2006-10-24 07:48:45 · answer #9 · answered by Perfectly Flawed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that wasnt that funny
2006-10-24 20:46:33 · answer #10 · answered by sweettastynjuicy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋