An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin orders 3 paints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room drinking a sip out of each 1 in turn When he finished all 3 he comes back to the bar & orders 3 more
the bartender says to him
It would taste better if you bought 1 at a time
The irishman replies
well you see i have 2 brothers 1 is in America the other is in Australia & im here in Dublin when we left home we PROMISED theat we'd drink this way to remember the days we all drank together
the bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there the irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way, he orders 3 pints and drinks them One day he comes in and orders 2 pints All the other regulars in the pub notice anf fell silent When he comes back to the bar for the second round the bartender says im so sorry for your great loss
The irishman look confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs everone is fine its me i've quit drinking..
2006-10-24 00:06:07 · 12 answers · asked by mel 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one!Reminds me of another 3 Irishmen.
Brendan,Shaun and Paddy entered a pub's weekly raffle.Brendan won first prize- a case of Guinness.Sean won second prize- a joint of beef.And Paddy won third prize- a toilet brush.When they met up int he pub the following week,Paddy asked the others how they were enjoying their prizes.
"The Guiness is beautiful." said Brendan.
So was the beef." echoed Sean."And how,s your toilet brush, Paddy?"
"Not so good," frowned Paddy."I think I.ll go back to paper!"
2006-10-24 00:31:15 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same man went into a bar and asked for a Cornish Pasty, when he was given it he looked at it and said*. That's a c*** pasty, can I have a hen pasty* The barman changed it and again the Irishman sat and looked at it. Then he said *Can I change that for a glass of Guiness*.
This was done and the barman was thanked as the Irishman walked away, *Hoo* said the barman, *You haven't paid for that*. *I gave you the pasty for it* was the reply, * You didn't pay for the pasty* said the barman.
*I didn't eat it* says the Irishman as he walked away.
2006-10-24 00:19:55 · answer #2 · answered by tucksie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i see what you did
2006-10-24 00:26:05 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All that Guinness has given him Irish logic ! :-D
2016-05-22 05:31:50 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quality! lmao
2006-10-24 00:24:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha I quit too, & just drink for my brother, ha ha good one
2006-10-24 00:11:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, nice try but that was on here yesterday...
if you cant tell a new joke, dont revive the old ones...
2006-10-24 00:15:38 · answer #7 · answered by vitamin r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but classic!
2006-10-24 00:44:10 · answer #8 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha very good
2006-10-24 00:08:39 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's a cracker!
2006-10-24 00:33:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋