An elderly gentleman feared his wife was getting hard of hearing. So one day he met her doctor asked him to run a simple test that could give the doctor some idea of the state of her problem.
"Here's what you do," said the doctor, "start out about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30, then 20 feet, and so on till you get a response."
That evening, the wife was in the kitchen, and he's in living room. He thought, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens and he asks, "Honey, what's for supper?" NO RESPONSE
So he moved to the other end of the room and repeats, "Honey, what's for supper?" NO RESPONSE
Next he moves into the dining room and asks, "Honey, what's for supper?" NO RESPONSE
So he walks up to the kitchen door. "Honey, what's for supper?" AGAIN NO RESPONSE
So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for supper?"
"Damn it Earl, for the fifth time, CHICKEN!"
2006-10-23 21:39:04 · 12 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great,fascinating joke. i enjoyed it the most.i couldnt understand the first time i read so read it againand then understood its truely great. very nice. superb. its something very different i have ever heard seriously not joking at all i will rate it 10 on 10. that was the best. i even give u a thumbs up. rocking!!!
2006-10-23 21:44:41 · answer #1 · answered by anitha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmfao it somewhat is so humorous & did they seize any fish obtainable indoors the wilderness probably they have been airborne dirt and dust fish lol & the bonus extras became into stable thank you Oops i forgot the scores so appropriate here you bypass appropriate it somewhat is a 9
2016-12-08 20:10:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
many variation of this has been around for over 20 years
the shortest version is:
person 1 : are you deaf?
person 2 : what?
2006-10-23 21:47:22 · answer #3 · answered by exchange 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was an oldie....
maybe 4/10
2006-10-23 21:44:43 · answer #4 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll give it an 11/10
greatest joke so far for the day ^_^
did i told already i liked it? not yet?
well i liked it very much. keep it up
2006-10-24 14:16:38 · answer #5 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like chicken.
2006-10-23 21:42:17 · answer #6 · answered by TLWOLFf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's a Goodie. LOL.
2006-10-28 17:00:49 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha. That is very funny.
2006-10-25 04:31:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke
2006-10-23 22:06:21 · answer #9 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's funny
2006-10-23 22:49:59 · answer #10 · answered by fred k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋