A deer hunter & a fisherman meet for drinks.
‘How was fishing today’
‘It was just GREAT. Best day ever! You won’t believe it but I caught a 70 pounds trout
with my bare hands!!!’ replies the fisher man
‘Give me a brake, this is TOO much ‘ responds the indignant hunter
‘I did & I don’t care if you believe me, I fought for hours but I made it!!!! How was hunting by the way?’ asks the fisherman changing the subject
Exasperated the hunter replies:
‘Well, I went hunting with John. You know. After like 3 long hours of waiting on my own I saw some movement behind the bushes. I shot to that direction but when I went there I saw that I had shot John!!! I looked around in frustration, just in case there was someone and ..’
‘Oh, Goodness!’ responds the fisherman
‘ .. and as there was no one I started digging a hole quickly but the moment I was about to shove him in there I looked up & I saw two campers. Without wasting any time, bang, bang I shoot them both down & kept digging for a bigger hole… ‘’
‘I can’t believe it’ says the fisherman
‘… and as I am about to throw them all in, I look up & I see the Sheriff & his deputy. I had no choice but to shoot them down too. So, as they lay on the ground and I am digging an even larger hole, I see a school bus driving by….’
‘NO WAY!!! You are a BIG liar!!’
‘Oh, well, if you don’t take some of the tuna pounds….. I will shoot them ALL down!!!!’
2006-10-24 00:28:07 · 20 answers · asked by marissa 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I apologise for not correcting the tuna to trout. (Initially I wrote tuna but then changed it to trout). Look up the weight a trout can reach but then again if it was realistic it wouldn't have been a joke but something out of the 'Old Man & the Sea' (sorry Mr. Hemingway for the parallel).
My English is not perfect but better than many English speaking people posting here!!! Oh, well I will do my best next time!!! Grammarwise, jokewise!!! !!!
Thank you all for reading this joke... it is really long!!
2006-10-31 20:22:53 · update #1
THE BEST ONE EVER!!!!!!
I GIVE IT A 10/10!!!!
I simply loved it and I think that its supreme AWESOME AND TOTALLY ROCKING!!!!!!
I don’t know where you guys dig up such great jokes which make me fall to the ground laughing.!!!!!
FUNNY!!!
2006-10-24 00:32:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Utterly pathetic - first it was a trout of impossible dimensions, then it mysteriously changed into a tuna - but the punch-line (or the tap-line in this case) was all too obvious from way back. Try again, and next time make it FUNNY.
2006-10-31 07:46:36 · answer #2 · answered by artleyb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant.
2006-10-24 10:01:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good. You are clearly must be a professional scriptwriter. I will be looking out for more of you work!
2006-10-30 12:03:27 · answer #4 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Errrm.. Correct spelling and grammar would help.. I'm sure it'd be funny then..
2006-10-30 11:44:24 · answer #5 · answered by Ollie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats the best thing i haf ever heard! it is AWSOME , FABULOUS! Really , fell from computer chair laughing......
2006-10-24 00:52:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He He He He! Keep them coming this is fantastic!
2006-10-24 01:41:30 · answer #7 · answered by Chilly 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes yes
2006-10-30 02:05:35 · answer #8 · answered by Kamlesh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! That was a good one!
2006-10-24 00:41:01 · answer #9 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but it was rubbish!
2006-10-31 09:33:20 · answer #10 · answered by Grand Diva 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋