Jokes & Riddles - October 2006

How can you put a blue elephant inside a refrigerator?

2006-10-06 05:00:27 · 12 answers · asked by BlueeyCrackers 2

2006-10-06 04:49:24 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

HERES ONE:
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the old man lets out a loud fart and says "one-nil."
His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that?"
The old man says, "A goal. I'm ahead one-nil."
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Goal! One all." The old boy farts again. "Goal! I'm ahead 2-1."
Now starting to get into this the wife quickly farts again and says, "Goal! 2 all."
The old man tries to fart again, but cannot. Trying desperately not be out done by his wife, he gives it everything he has to get out just one more fart. He strains a little too hard and shits in the bed. The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"
The old man replies, "Half-time, switch sides!"

2006-10-06 04:48:12 · 13 answers · asked by Vixz06 4

2006-10-06 04:43:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-06 04:39:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-06 04:37:44 · 23 answers · asked by chelsea 2

2006-10-06 04:36:24 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

goes on holiday do you think he likes to go camping

2006-10-06 04:31:30 · 7 answers · asked by Jeff D 2

I need some suggestions for clues that lead to the following places (not necessarily this order, other than #7):

1. Starbucks
2. Movie theatre (Cobb 18, "lakeside village" is the name of the mall it's at)
3. A beauty salon
4. Somewhere in our house
5. Coldstone creamery (ice cream)
6. Creative liscense: Think of any place you want
7. Ramano's Macaroni Grill (italian restaurant, This one has to be LAST)

And for

2006-10-06 04:29:29 · 8 answers · asked by Gary 2

Is it you?

2006-10-06 04:27:52 · 12 answers · asked by icyhott4urmind 1

"There are three words in the English Language ending in "-gry" one is hungry, the other is angry. What is the 3rd riddle? If u listened carefully, I have already given you the answer. What is the 3rd word?" Ok well I found out the answer is "language" I don't get it! Can someones pleeze explain to me wy this is the answer?? THANK YOU!!

2006-10-06 04:22:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

A girl was checking the tattoos on his boyfriend.
He had NIKE on his left arm, REEBOK on his right, PUMA on his chest. Then she got a shock wen she saw AIDS written on his c**k.
"Don't worry gurl," he says "when it's aroused it spells ADDIDAS."

2006-10-06 04:21:13 · 9 answers · asked by sylesh3 3

2006-10-06 04:16:23 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-06 04:13:12 · 4 answers · asked by YoungMcKellar 1

You're either:
- covering it
- laughing it off
- kicking it
- busting it
- trying to get a piece of it
- or you live with one!

Any others? Make me laugh...

2006-10-06 04:11:45 · 5 answers · asked by trueblue 2

The other night i went to a work party and this really boring guy kept talking about himself to me i felt like i was having the life drained out of me..and felt a bit wobbly. I offered him a mini garlic bread but it didnt have an effect..he just stank of garlic....would staking have been a more appropriate method?

2006-10-06 04:11:15 · 17 answers · asked by herbal ashtray 4

2006-10-06 04:11:14 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-06 04:07:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

the word invent

2006-10-06 04:00:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-06 03:55:21 · 19 answers · asked by VIBHA V 1

2006-10-06 03:46:53 · 23 answers · asked by VIBHA V 1

I live in water. If you cut my head, I will be in your door. If you cut my tail, I will be a fruit. If you cut me both, then I will came with you.

2006-10-06 03:13:30 · 17 answers · asked by vigneshmetals 1

A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the
best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this happened...but then
they danced for the second song too. And the third. By the time the fourth song
came on, the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs. A riot broke
out, and all the invited guests were hauled off to jail. In court the next week,
the judge asked the best man what happened.

''Your honor, we were just dancing, and the groom ran up and kicked the bride
between the legs.''

''That must have hurt,'' said the judge.

''No kidding,'' said the best man. ''I broke three of my fingers.''

2006-10-06 03:09:22 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

IN PRISON

you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

AT WORK

you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.


IN PRISON

you get three meals a day (free).

AT WORK

you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.


IN PRISON

you get time off for good behaviour.

AT WORK

you get rewarded for good behaviour with more WORK.


IN PRISON

a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.

AT WORK

you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors
yourself.


IN PRISON

you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK

you get fired for watching TV and playing games.





IN PRISON

you get your own toilet.


AT WORK

you have to share.


IN PRISON

they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK

you can not even speak to your family and friends.


IN PRISON

all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.

AT WORK

You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.


Hmmm, which Sounds Better?

So what are you waiting for.........


Kill your Boss


(KIDDING OF COURSE)

2006-10-06 02:45:47 · 14 answers · asked by biggsy 1

2006-10-06 02:42:00 · 11 answers · asked by rules27 6

2006-10-06 02:39:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

Very simple really.......but ill get you guys thinking...

2006-10-06 02:35:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

would you still have a cockpit?

2006-10-06 02:25:21 · 8 answers · asked by barrettins 3

What's big, grey and if it fell out of a tree it would hurt you?

(I'll leave it an hour before I give the answer)

2006-10-06 02:20:58 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-06 02:20:40 · 5 answers · asked by young ibz 2