Jokes & Riddles - October 2006

2006-10-06 01:57:03 · 19 answers · asked by mami17 2

hahahahahahahaha

2006-10-06 01:06:36 · 55 answers · asked by jame_football 5

name words endingthe in MENT people with the most answers wins 10 points

2006-10-06 00:58:04 · 9 answers · asked by sammydeea 3

( let's see how many stupid answers I get)
then I will add detail's later........the answer is CUTE!
Just to give you a hint!

2006-10-06 00:52:27 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-06 00:41:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-06 00:39:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

A woman visits a tatooist asking for the words "beautiful bottom" to be inked across her buttcheeks. Her thinking being that hubby loves her botty to bits and would be turned on by the tattoo

The tatooist agrees but on seeing her bum, thinks that it is to small for such long words. His suggestion is just to put "B" on one cheek and "B" on the other, The girl agrees.

On getting home she whips her panities down, bends over in front of hubby and asks "well what do you think?". To which he replies "Very nice.....but who the **** is Bob?".

2006-10-06 00:36:32 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

My question is........... When you give a gift to someone its free so how can you have a FREE GIFT? its free regardless

2006-10-06 00:33:50 · 8 answers · asked by Boney 2

I'm in the mood for a laugh, chuckle or giggle

2006-10-06 00:05:56 · 8 answers · asked by helpme1 5

and why did you just try singing the two songs above

2006-10-05 23:41:34 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-05 23:32:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

And why are you using one?

2006-10-05 23:16:29 · 5 answers · asked by Puppy Zwolle 7

2006-10-05 23:15:58 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-05 22:26:57 · 26 answers · asked by arrrthelifeofapirate 3

you are in a car race, u r 5th place, u speed and overtake the 4th and 3rd person. which placing are u now in?

2006-10-05 21:54:51 · 21 answers · asked by nzdota 2

Joshua Mbogo, a 5 year old Nigerian Orphan who lost his arms and legs in a land mine explosion, has just been crowned World Fancy Dress Champion. He shoved a string up his butt and went as a conker.

2006-10-05 21:20:40 · 4 answers · asked by puggtiracer 3

There is a pink house made of bricks, a blue house made of bricks, an orange house made of bricks. What color bricks is a greenhouse made of?

2006-10-05 21:04:10 · 17 answers · asked by supa_slimz 1

Mine is put them in a swimming pool, full of pirahnas. And add salt to the water..

Whats your idea ?

2006-10-05 21:03:35 · 8 answers · asked by Sonny 2

2006-10-05 20:53:05 · 22 answers · asked by supa_slimz 1

There are 7 lizards in a ceiling 1 jumped and made a 360 degrees summersault while falling. How many where left?

2006-10-05 20:44:06 · 10 answers · asked by Pitboss 1

2006-10-05 20:38:57 · 12 answers · asked by supa_slimz 1

It is 49.3 overs, only 3 balls are remaining, 7 runs to win and there are two batsman in the crease. Both batsman have scored 94 runs. The match ended and both the batsman hit century, and they won the match. How it took place. Narrate it!

2006-10-05 20:31:59 · 7 answers · asked by krlional_robin 2

an octopus walked in to a bar. he said. i can play ne instrument u give me. so john gav him a guitar. he played it better than jimmy hendrix. bob gave him a piano, he played it better than elton john. jock gave him some bagpipes. he fumbled with it for a few minutes. jock said haha i knew you couldnt play it. the octopus said play it?!!? as soon as i get its pjs of im gunna **** it!!!

2006-10-05 20:20:16 · 27 answers · asked by chaza 2

1st correct funny answer 10 points

2006-10-05 20:17:13 · 16 answers · asked by Bilko 2

A man goes to the confessional and begins, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."

"What is your sin, my son?" the priest asks back.

"Well," the man starts, "I used some horrible language this week and I feel absolutely terrible."

"When did you use this awful language?" asks the priest.

"I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 250 yards, but it struck a phone line that was hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 100 yards."

"Is that when you swore?"

"No, Father," says the man.

"After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in his mouth, and began to run away."

"Is that when you swore?" asks the priest again.

"Well, no," says the man. "You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!"

"Is that when you swore?" asks the amazed priest.

"No, not yet," the man replies.

"As the eagle carried the squirrel away in his claws, it flew toward the green. As it passed over a bit of forest near the green, the squirrel dropped my ball."

"Did you swear then?" asks the now impatient priest.

"No, because as the ball fell it struck a tree, bounced through some bushes, careened off a big rock, rolled through a sand trap onto the green, and stopped within six inches of the hole."

The priest sighs. "You missed the putt, didn't you?"

2006-10-05 19:41:42 · 8 answers · asked by Woody 3

Last time, we saw this following riddle:

What do you call a "X" after he showered.
A: A Kleen-x

Heh. And here is today's riddle:

What happened to the guy who stayed up all night wondering where the sun went?

Have fun :)

2006-10-05 19:29:57 · 8 answers · asked by iamigloo 6

does anyone know what longtime actor recently died from this?

2006-10-05 19:28:21 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous

but in western countries, parents object if their son moves with boy?WHY

2006-10-05 19:25:45 · 4 answers · asked by evelyn 3

2006-10-05 19:24:19 · 10 answers · asked by supa_slimz 1

why is it when i talk to god and hehears me its called prayer but when god talks to me and ihear him i get sent to the looney bin?

2006-10-05 19:15:43 · 11 answers · asked by Katiedd 1