A man goes to the confessional and begins, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
"What is your sin, my son?" the priest asks back.
"Well," the man starts, "I used some horrible language this week and I feel absolutely terrible."
"When did you use this awful language?" asks the priest.
"I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 250 yards, but it struck a phone line that was hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 100 yards."
"Is that when you swore?"
"No, Father," says the man.
"After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in his mouth, and began to run away."
"Is that when you swore?" asks the priest again.
"Well, no," says the man. "You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!"
"Is that when you swore?" asks the amazed priest.
"No, not yet," the man replies.
"As the eagle carried the squirrel away in his claws, it flew toward the green. As it passed over a bit of forest near the green, the squirrel dropped my ball."
"Did you swear then?" asks the now impatient priest.
"No, because as the ball fell it struck a tree, bounced through some bushes, careened off a big rock, rolled through a sand trap onto the green, and stopped within six inches of the hole."
The priest sighs. "You missed the putt, didn't you?"
2006-10-05 19:41:42 · 8 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
woody really now you are a god at this dont ever stop i love this one to
2006-10-09 13:54:45 · answer #1 · answered by burnt bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just now stopped laughing long enough to even reply.
You'd have to be a golfer to really appreciate that one.
2006-10-05 19:53:12 · answer #2 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2016-03-18 05:41:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would use horrible language if I was in your flight betting with u but for 6 inches, I would have given it to u.
2006-10-05 19:49:26 · answer #4 · answered by sing 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it because it told a very funny and a very good story.
2006-10-05 20:06:11 · answer #5 · answered by Drew 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL>>>>....................
Nice.
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2006-10-05 20:22:25 · answer #6 · answered by Who am I? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that took me a LONG time to get...but it was cute once it was explained to me
2006-10-05 19:45:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The priest actually said, "Don't tell me you missed the f***ing putt!"
2006-10-06 00:43:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. No sitting on the fence, if he did it, he did it! LOL.
2006-10-06 09:51:16 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋