an octopus walked in to a bar. he said. i can play ne instrument u give me. so john gav him a guitar. he played it better than jimmy hendrix. bob gave him a piano, he played it better than elton john. jock gave him some bagpipes. he fumbled with it for a few minutes. jock said haha i knew you couldnt play it. the octopus said play it?!!? as soon as i get its pjs of im gunna **** it!!!
2006-10-05 20:20:16 · 27 answers · asked by chaza 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha, yes funny. I'm gonna' share this at work today. Thx.
2006-10-06 02:35:29 · answer #1 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This must be the same bar where the guy walked in with a flamingo and a cat. The guy buys the first round of drinks. The flamingo buys the second. When it's the cat's turn, he disappears to the bathroom. The guy stumps up the cash for the next round and the pattern is repeated all evening. Eventually, the barman asks the guy what the heck is going on.
"I found the magic lamp and freed the genie - he granted me one wish. I asked for a bird with long legs and a tight pu55y"
2006-10-05 20:40:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-26 20:34:06 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yes, it is funny. That's a goodie. LOL.
Have a great Friday evening!
2006-10-06 09:46:28 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not Bad.
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2006-10-05 20:51:23 · answer #5 · answered by Who am I? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lololol nice 1
2006-10-05 20:30:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee
2006-10-05 20:25:31 · answer #7 · answered by dopeysaurus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the bagpipe was looking like a squid i suppose?
2006-10-05 22:11:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes thats quite funny
2006-10-05 21:53:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats stupid n not funny at all. ppl with a sik mind probs might love it but not me.
2006-10-07 05:00:01 · answer #10 · answered by sugarpie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋