A woman visits a tatooist asking for the words "beautiful bottom" to be inked across her buttcheeks. Her thinking being that hubby loves her botty to bits and would be turned on by the tattoo
The tatooist agrees but on seeing her bum, thinks that it is to small for such long words. His suggestion is just to put "B" on one cheek and "B" on the other, The girl agrees.
On getting home she whips her panities down, bends over in front of hubby and asks "well what do you think?". To which he replies "Very nice.....but who the **** is Bob?".
2006-10-06
00:36:32
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