2006-10-06 01:57:03 · 19 answers · asked by mami17 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well...mine is::: "hey it's me, if you don't know who 'me' is, don't leave a message, for all my other lovers, leave as many messages as you want"
I have heard many others:::lots of humorous ones:::here are a few: ((Actual Answering Machine Messages)).
*My wife and i can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
*This is not an answering machine-this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name and your number and your reason for calling...and I'll think about returning your call.
*Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is john's refrigerator. Speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
*Hi. Now YOU say something.
*Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave a message, and if I don't call back, its you.
*Hello!If you leave a message, I'll call you soon. If you leave a sexy message, I'll call sooner.
2006-10-06 02:40:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A stupid recruitment agent still asking me if I wanted a job even though I already told him I had one and replied to his emails telling him I've got a job and to take me off the mailing list.
Stupid ******* job agenices.
ggggrrrrrrrrrr!
Oh....do you mean what message I have as my voice mail? None.
2006-10-06 02:00:13 · answer #2 · answered by Ian S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Srry i'm not here and pls try not to leave a message now call in the nite.
2006-10-06 02:49:14 · answer #3 · answered by SdM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is Janet, leave a message. Simple but to the point.
2006-10-06 01:59:01 · answer #4 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi! I feel too lazy to answer your call.
So, just speak and I'll listen.
Otherwise, leave your message after the beep.
BEEP!
2006-10-06 03:02:29 · answer #5 · answered by e o 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either I'm lost or my phone is--leave a message.
2006-10-06 02:02:54 · answer #6 · answered by Kismitt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
john d mercer answering machine message from his cd. it is so funny he is saying that he beat the crap out of me and thats why i cant come to the phone and i get alot of messages say OMG what happened why is there some man saying he beat the crap out of you, are you ok?? it is sooooo funny!!
2006-10-06 02:04:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chingy,
2006-10-06 01:58:32 · answer #8 · answered by ROCKSTAR 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am busy.
What will you do first if you win 1 Million Dollars in a Lottery?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqjsAMMMFpacIYkDQtok1jfsy6IX?qid=20061004171945AA9yDep
2006-10-06 01:58:26 · answer #9 · answered by Who am I? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha I act like its me answering the phone works every time. My friends hate it. Ha ha ha
2006-10-06 01:59:04 · answer #10 · answered by prizelady88 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋