A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the
best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this happened...but then
they danced for the second song too. And the third. By the time the fourth song
came on, the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs. A riot broke
out, and all the invited guests were hauled off to jail. In court the next week,
the judge asked the best man what happened.
''Your honor, we were just dancing, and the groom ran up and kicked the bride
between the legs.''
''That must have hurt,'' said the judge.
''No kidding,'' said the best man. ''I broke three of my fingers.''
2006-10-06 03:09:22 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats hilarious i love it if u thought of tht kudos 2 u
2006-10-06 12:04:00 · answer #1 · answered by acdc_rocks92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of old but still funny! Thanks!
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2006-10-06 10:21:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What kinda bride is she if it takes three fingers????
2006-10-06 10:29:44 · answer #3 · answered by ebay junkie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he he he
He should have tried that before the wedding
2006-10-06 10:19:18 · answer #4 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meh. Kinda lame. Sorry.
2006-10-06 10:11:22 · answer #5 · answered by David M 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
cute, but not fresh enough.we want dirty.thxs have good weekend
2006-10-06 11:41:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA
2006-10-06 10:13:57 · answer #7 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny
2006-10-06 10:13:11 · answer #8 · answered by jacemo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha that was funny
2006-10-06 10:17:32 · answer #9 · answered by ♡♡Gneaseach♡♡ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny..keep em coming....
2006-10-06 10:44:48 · answer #10 · answered by sweetangel1328 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋