IN PRISON
you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK
you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON
you get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK
you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.
IN PRISON
you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK
you get rewarded for good behaviour with more WORK.
IN PRISON
a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
AT WORK
you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors
yourself.
IN PRISON
you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK
you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON
you get your own toilet.
AT WORK
you have to share.
IN PRISON
they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK
you can not even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON
all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
AT WORK
You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
Hmmm, which Sounds Better?
So what are you waiting for.........
Kill your Boss
(KIDDING OF COURSE)
2006-10-06 02:45:47 · 14 answers · asked by biggsy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this is your butt hole at work o
this is your butt hole in prison O
lol
2006-10-06 02:48:44 · answer #1 · answered by Blondie 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
"Pies, you dumb #$%!"
HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.
HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.
GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.
There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.
2006-10-06 10:11:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Though I had to retire because of a disabling condition, you do have some points about the workplace! LOL.
Thanks for the laughs, and have a great weekend!
2006-10-07 19:17:16 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! I'm with you. Working sucks!!! I guess that's why everyone says that my brother is the smart one in the family, he's a full time prisoner and doesn't mind doing the overtime either.
2006-10-06 09:54:24 · answer #4 · answered by Kayjunn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
but there's also the question of what to do about the bubba's
darling you need to start a different career...what about self employment...start your own business then you're the boss
2006-10-06 09:48:54 · answer #5 · answered by oh...lola 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but a goodie.
2006-10-06 09:51:07 · answer #6 · answered by TOP DOG 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
out here your straight in prison your gay ok
2006-10-06 09:52:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you at work now ?
2006-10-06 10:22:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-10-06 09:49:17 · answer #9 · answered by SdM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm. your right **** thats it im doing it
2006-10-06 11:56:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋