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2006-10-06 02:42:00 · 11 answers · asked by rules27 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

Your funny Happy Friday

2006-10-06 02:42:56 · answer #1 · answered by prizelady88 4 · 0 1

U put a gallon of gas in a large steel garbage can with a bar-b q ex niter placed in the side of the can & set the cat on a board on top of the can, then exnite it," And WOOF goes the cat" a mile up in the air "WOOF"

2006-10-06 02:49:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

You Pour a Gallon of Premium Gasoline on it, Light a match-Throw at the Cat and it Goes " WOOF!!!! "

2006-10-06 03:32:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

You Pour a Gallon of Premium Gasoline on it, Light a match-Throw at the Cat and it Goes " WOOF!!!! "

2006-10-06 02:43:40 · answer #4 · answered by J. Charles 6 · 1 1

You soak it in gasoline for three days and light it with a match.

2006-10-06 02:45:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Pour petrol on him and light a match.

How do you make a dog go meow?
Put him in the freezer, then slowly through a bandsaw

Or put him in a formula 1 race car
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOW

2006-10-06 02:45:20 · answer #6 · answered by TOP DOG 4 · 1 1

well they have these CD's that you can buy from "Speak a Forign Language Inc". you let the cat listen to them and they give you a money back guarentee that the cat will speak like a dog in two weeks or your money back.

I havent tried the dog one yet, but i tried tha cat one and my dog speaks witha meow all the time.

A mutilingual animal...wow !!!!

2006-10-06 02:46:08 · answer #7 · answered by MiKe 3 · 0 3

the way to do it is change it electronically. Or, if you wanted to you could try bringing it up to live with dogs.

2006-10-06 02:44:42 · answer #8 · answered by tim p 2 · 0 1

Inhumanely. Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire :(

I hope nobody here attempts it.

2006-10-06 02:43:42 · answer #9 · answered by Neuri 3 · 0 0

Feed it dog food!

2006-10-06 03:43:17 · answer #10 · answered by megh 2 · 0 1

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