Which ones yah favourite?

Question

HERES ONE:
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the old man lets out a loud fart and says "one-nil."
His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that?"
The old man says, "A goal. I'm ahead one-nil."
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Goal! One all." The old boy farts again. "Goal! I'm ahead 2-1."
Now starting to get into this the wife quickly farts again and says, "Goal! 2 all."
The old man tries to fart again, but cannot. Trying desperately not be out done by his wife, he gives it everything he has to get out just one more fart. He strains a little too hard and shits in the bed. The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"
The old man replies, "Half-time, switch sides!"

A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to an old woman in the corner and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, £100 an ounce!"

Another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns to the old woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, £150 an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, looks both beautiful women in the eye, turns and squeezes out a fart......"Broccoli - 49 pence a pound

Answer 1

The first one.

Answer 2

The first one.

Answer 3

The first 1 was a good 1!!!!

Answer 4

Sorry but the first one was just plain wrong,
The second one had me trying to catch my breath.

Too funny, try to keep up with this.....Hahahahahaha

Answer 5

I like the second one better.

Answer 6

They're both good but I like the first one better!!!

Answer 7

First one first one!!!!

Answer 8

I like them both, I can't decide. If I have to pick one, then I will have to choose #2.

Answer 9

LOL. Well, I like them both, but the first one most. LOL.

Answer 10

the second one!