The other night i went to a work party and this really boring guy kept talking about himself to me i felt like i was having the life drained out of me..and felt a bit wobbly. I offered him a mini garlic bread but it didnt have an effect..he just stank of garlic....would staking have been a more appropriate method?
2006-10-06 04:11:15 · 17 answers · asked by herbal ashtray 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-10-06 04:18:11 · answer #1 · answered by Polo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Traditionally staking has worked in most cases, however I prefer the time served method of spraing them with holy water. Nothing get a party going quite like a vampire with holy water all over them, or perhaps some MC Hammer on the stereo *grins*
2006-10-06 04:15:28 · answer #2 · answered by likes_marmite 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, vampires exist...they suck the life out of every party they go to...it's illegal to stake 'em these days, but you can tell them to buzz off (unless it's the boss!). By the way, did you think of a strategic run to the ladies room? Sometimes it's the only cure. You may have to stay in there a while and ask others if he's still out there!
2006-10-06 04:14:36 · answer #3 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We have all been in a situation where we've been cornered by Mr or Mrs Boring. They seem to be completely blind to your lack of interest in their conversation as your wanders off to some distant place. The constant drone of their voice penetrates your ears and feels like it is drilling into your brain - sapping you of energy and strength.
Staking is awkward. The blood could ruin your clothes, and getting into a party clutching a steak in your hand could lead to some tricky explaining. I recommend holy water, but failing that I favour the going to the loo excuse or pretending that I have a call on my mobile.
Good luck Sarah.
2006-10-06 04:22:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't you realize that vampires and garlic, holy water, etc are things that the movies have made up. vampires walk in the daylight and are not affected by the sun anymore. they are now daywalkers thanks to evolution. have you ever noticed when someone smiles and you see their cupsid teeth (canine) they are pointed. now that person could either be a vampire or a werewolf depending on the moon. if they were born on a full moon with those types of teeth then they are a werewolf
2006-10-06 04:18:02 · answer #5 · answered by snoopdizzal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do vampires exist.,,,well they can...in a way there is a thing and i doubt that i will spell it right..vamperism..or something in that nature yeah it does exist look it up on yahoo or whatever you use..It will tell you about the history of vampires..and everything about them..now dont take me the wrong way..there not like...people that fly..and turn into baths or something like that there just..blood suckers..TRUST ME!!! they exist and yeah they dont like light..bc somehow another if u have a different type of blood in ur system high exposure to light can cause serious illness or something like that....any way yea look it up:P
2006-10-06 04:17:59 · answer #6 · answered by christy13_25045 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Only the Bat variety exists.
Try excusing yourself politely the next time you encounter this. If that doesn't work, R-U-N!!
LOL. LOL.
Have a great evening!
2006-10-07 11:51:24 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was it me? I usually stink of garlic. I just love people that bite!
2006-10-06 05:30:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well i bite, but only if i'm asked to. Does that make me a considerate Vamp
2006-10-06 04:43:12 · answer #9 · answered by Georgie's Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next time tell him you are allergic to Bullsh*t, and start coughing and sneezing on him.
2006-10-06 04:16:39 · answer #10 · answered by festus_porkchop 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah vampires exist
2006-10-07 10:11:05 · answer #11 · answered by Banana Nanners 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋