2006-10-06 04:13:12 · 4 answers · asked by YoungMcKellar 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A man and a Giraffe walk into a bar. They both get pissed and the Giraffe falls over, the man gets up to leave and the bartender says "Oy... you can't leave that lyin' there!" The man replies "Thats not a lion, its a Giraffe"
2006-10-06 04:26:59 · answer #1 · answered by Paris, je t'aime 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jim and Edna were both patients in a psychiatric hospital. One day while
they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into
the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim
out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna, she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad
news. The good news is you're being discharged...since you were able to
rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another
patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad
news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with
his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
2006-10-07 15:51:06 · answer #2 · answered by magic the gathering player 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
irish jokes
2006-10-06 04:28:12 · answer #3 · answered by jericho sland 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
2006-10-06 04:58:39 · answer #4 · answered by zico 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋