Jokes & Riddles - September 2006

A raccoon or a coon with a nice rack?

2006-09-11 16:35:55 · 12 answers · asked by ? 2

2006-09-11 16:35:39 · 6 answers · asked by waterboy 1

A man went into a store. He caught the eye of a woman across the room. She waved. They caught up to each other a short while later. She said, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
He has never slept with her and, no, there was nothing artificial involved. So how can he be the father of one of her kids?

2006-09-11 16:27:25 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-11 16:22:11 · 17 answers · asked by Nostradamus 3

2006-09-11 16:22:08 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

35 vanished on the way. So, 125 other wizards came instead. Tummies full, they all fall asleep 100 years later, the wizards fly home. Magic' Count the wizards

2006-09-11 16:22:06 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

...Right up to the room. (It is not a high rise hotel, the doors face the parking lot). The wife goes up tothe room with the key and the Deaf husband doesn't know which room. The husband parks his car in the parking lot and blows the horn. Why? He had his wife are both deaf? Do you know why?

2006-09-11 16:19:43 · 14 answers · asked by NolaD 4

2006-09-11 16:18:16 · 7 answers · asked by babykatdream099 5

did u know that whales release 100 gallons of semen a DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO WONDER Y THE SEA IS SOOO SALTY

2006-09-11 16:13:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

What goes up, but at the same time goes down, up to the sky and down to the ground, my present tense and my past tense too, lets go for a ride just me and you...what am i?

2006-09-11 16:11:02 · 9 answers · asked by msladykay2000 3

2006-09-11 16:09:55 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-11 16:05:37 · 6 answers · asked by Nickname 3

2006-09-11 16:03:37 · 3 answers · asked by Nickname 3

A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!"

2006-09-11 15:47:59 · 10 answers · asked by msladykay2000 3

2006-09-11 15:47:49 · 6 answers · asked by Nickname 3

I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case,
from which I am never released, and yet I am used by
almost everybody. What am I?

2006-09-11 15:40:17 · 12 answers · asked by word_life_4_ever_u 2

2006-09-11 15:32:10 · 4 answers · asked by thru a glass darkly 3

When he came home, he shot his wife, then whent inside and shot himself. What happened?

2006-09-11 15:26:33 · 4 answers · asked by word_life_4_ever_u 2

1996 equals 25. Then what does 3613 equal?

2006-09-11 15:25:31 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

he should of told osama to blow it up on 9-10.

2006-09-11 15:06:09 · 25 answers · asked by isaidloooooookatme 1

2006-09-11 15:03:25 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

So? Got any? Thanks, ya'll!!!

2006-09-11 15:00:30 · 5 answers · asked by Isabella 2

Carrie died in the mountains. Frances died at sea.
Why was everyone happy Frances died?

2006-09-11 14:58:09 · 16 answers · asked by word_life_4_ever_u 2

I mean the potential customers just have to walk three more feet and pick up a free one. Are we Americans really that lazy?

2006-09-11 14:45:57 · 12 answers · asked by Lobo 3

I know it's mean, but what's the best way to mess with them?

2006-09-11 14:32:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

Anyone know what it is? I don't

2006-09-11 14:32:15 · 8 answers · asked by softballmoosey79 2

what are your funny or interesting events that happened to you or someone you know?

2006-09-11 14:25:19 · 3 answers · asked by kogmu 3

If you were a girl, what kind of a girl would you be???

2006-09-11 14:23:09 · 13 answers · asked by joey 2

2006-09-11 14:20:11 · 12 answers · asked by thru a glass darkly 3

"My daddy is a movie actor, and sometimes he plays the good guy, and sometimes he plays the lawyer."

2006-09-11 14:19:26 · 40 answers · asked by iamigloo 6