All categories - 11 September 2006

2006-09-11 23:59:46 · 10 answers · asked by Lutfor 3 in Other - Science

Man: Can I buy you a drink?

Woman: No thank you. I discovered that alcohol is bad for my legs.

Man: Sorry to hear that. must have hurt. do they swell?

Woman: NO!!! they SPREAD!!!



Keep smiling everybody! Hope this makes you laugh or at least brightens your day! Comment, rate, etc.

2006-09-11 23:59:33 · 13 answers · asked by vaindoza 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-11 23:59:27 · 13 answers · asked by Kandie 1 in Women's Health

what size of penis everbeen recorded as biggets in length & diameter.

2006-09-11 23:59:27 · 10 answers · asked by monster d 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2006-09-11 23:59:25 · 7 answers · asked by kmbsib 1 in Fashion & Accessories

I feel really bloated a lot of the time. I eat a healthy diet with lots of fruit and veg and drink plenty of water and green tea. I also work out at least twice a week for at least 30 min. I also eat one of thoes activia yoghurts everyday and have been doing so for about two months but this problem will not go away. Anybody got any ideas?

2006-09-11 23:59:21 · 15 answers · asked by Gem 3 in Other - Health

There are 6 of us travelling.

2006-09-11 23:59:18 · 11 answers · asked by Neil 1 in Bavaria

My 1 and a half year old Dachshund lifts his leg in the house, i take him out regularly and make sure he spends enough time outside but he lifts his leg in the same spots all the time! im so fed up and i know the easy answer is dont have him in the house but its so hard to have him outside when his not used to it and barks!

2006-09-11 23:58:58 · 12 answers · asked by Hannah_banana_06 1 in Dogs

A friend of mine has a young American show male. When she puts him out in a big pen to excercise, he races so much that he tears up his paw pads. This is a gravel pen. He can not be shown in the ring with sore feet. The breeder that he came from excercises her dogs with them pulling out in front of a 4-wheeler. With the Shepherds they need to pull out on the end of the lead to be judged on topline and sidegait. This boy can fly! I have heard that greyhound kennels use sand for their dogs to run on. Does anyone have any suggestions on something to put down in a big pen for him to be on so he does not tear up his pads? This boy is most likely finishable if he does not have sore feet.

2006-09-11 23:58:53 · 5 answers · asked by bear 2 zealand © 6 in Dogs

i come from a middle class family.i am a doctor & settled in life.i am married for 2 years.My wife comes from a rich and politically influencial family.we had a short period of courtship before marriage during which i explained her how important my parents are for me.she also promised to to be good with them.shortly after marriage i came to know that she is a tremendously ill tempered person.she used to get angry almost for nothing, misbehave with maid servants.she denied to stay at my home citing reason of lack of facilities.she will come to my home only for a few days in a month.many a times i also stay in her home for some days.we have 3 months old baby.one thing however i cant deny is that she madly loves me & refuses to divorce me.i cant accept the overall situation.wgat should i do?

2006-09-11 23:58:52 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

I've asked this question before but Im unsatisfied with the answers. I'm 13 and in love with this 13 year old boy. He's my hearts desire and I dream of marrying him someday. The responses before were I was overbearing, stealing his childhood, and unable to know what love really means. Jamie is sweet and innocent. His mom carefully watches him and even sets an 8:30 bedtime for him. He's tall, thin, very cute but extremely strong because he exercises on an obstacle course in the afternoons in the park. He's often taunted as a sissy but I assure you his large boyish bulge that he gets when he's near me reassures me he's no sissy. He's very brave and once intervened to help a stranger who was being robbed much to the chagrin of all who love him. He and I are both virgins and I intend to keep it that way until we both reach an age when we can marry. I dream of taking him inside of me forever.

2006-09-11 23:58:48 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

2006-09-11 23:58:47 · 8 answers · asked by Haru 1 in Internet

i am a twin, and i feel bad when she told she wants to be more free... free of sharing every thing with me

2006-09-11 23:58:39 · 3 answers · asked by hey!! 2 in Family

2006-09-11 23:58:30 · 15 answers · asked by kiltedlad1983 1 in Physics

Been in a relatioship for 5 months and I didn't get a memo about not being together anymore.

2006-09-11 23:58:14 · 12 answers · asked by rocksanne 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-09-11 23:58:11 · 28 answers · asked by libra008 2 in Laptops & Notebooks

2006-09-11 23:58:08 · 10 answers · asked by TM 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Apart from to get points, which is surely missing the, er, point?

(Now, let's see how many non-answers this one gets.)

2006-09-11 23:57:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Social Science

2006-09-11 23:57:45 · 1 answers · asked by wez2662 1 in Homework Help

In america lots of whores/strippers are there. They earn lot of bucks whn they r young. Wht happens to them whn they become old & there boobs starts falling down.

2006-09-11 23:57:45 · 16 answers · asked by monster d 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

Can be anyone........

2006-09-11 23:57:41 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You are all judgemental sorry pukes. All the guys try to act goody too shoes, because they think that by answering nicely, some internet chick will fall for them. All the girls act like I am a pig and they would never fall for a guy like me, because I am not their type. Truth of the matter is, GUYS, speak from the heart no girls is going to fall for that BS. GIRLS one week and you would be another name I have forgotten, I am so happy you can all say that you are so offended by my questions, but I for one am keeping it real, you all are faking and I only wish you were here. All the guys would be jealous of me, and all the B I T C H E S would want me...go ahead let me have it...give me fuel.

2006-09-11 23:57:40 · 1 answers · asked by panty p 2 in Singles & Dating

I have had the Mazda from new for 12 months and driven approx 25000 miles, as expected my front set of tyres has now started to wear close to the replacement marker. Surprisingly the outside edge of each rear tyre is at the same depth as my front tyres yet the inside edges have plenty of tred left. Is there a problem with the tracking on my rear wheels, if so should I be able to get some money towards new tyres from my dealer under the Mazda warranty.

2006-09-11 23:57:29 · 6 answers · asked by Jon G 1 in Mazda

Hi, I'm a 21 yrs. old guy and I'm from India. People when they look at me don't believe that I'm 21, rather they assume that I'm 30- 35. The flaws on my face I would say are dark circles around my eyes, wrinkles on my face, very thick eye brows and frown marks on my forehead..And I also have started balding ( MALE PATTERN BALDNESS) for which i wanna regain my hair back.And my arms and body are densely hairy.So please suggest me some solutions/measures in terms of DIET or other in a natural and a healthy way that would make me look like somebody of my actual age.Please suggest me something in such a way that is feasible to follow in India.

2006-09-11 23:56:52 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

hellenic culture in greece

2006-09-11 23:56:50 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the boy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it.

"That was a honey bee," his father said, "one of our friends. For stomping him you will do without honey for a week."

Later the boy saw a butterfly, so he ran over and stomped it.

"That was a butterfly," his father said, "one of our friends, and for stomping him you will do without butter for a week."

The next morning the family sat down for breakfast. The boy ate his plain toast with no honey or butter.

Suddenly a cockroach ran out from under the stove. His mother stomped it.

The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or should I?"


lol......like it?

2006-09-11 23:56:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

He refused to tell me. He has told me about the other people he works with. Would you make anything of this? I feel like there is a reason he doesn't want me to know, like he finds her attractive. We actually broke up over this. He said he would break up with me before answering. We had been together for five years. What do you think happened?

2006-09-11 23:56:46 · 4 answers · asked by Christine E 1 in Singles & Dating

must be in ten words or less for brevity!!!

2006-09-11 23:56:29 · 16 answers · asked by KAWKAKWKA 2 in Family

I want to uninstall Firefox completely and reinstall Beta2.

But when I reinstalled Firefox 1.5.0.6 just tonight; it remembered all of my settings even though I uninstalled it properly (AND I removed the Firefox folder from program files).

How do I get rid of Firefox completely?

2006-09-11 23:56:14 · 7 answers · asked by Bihni Jawboot 1 in Software