Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: No thank you. I discovered that alcohol is bad for my legs.
Man: Sorry to hear that. must have hurt. do they swell?
Woman: NO!!! they SPREAD!!!
Keep smiling everybody! Hope this makes you laugh or at least brightens your day! Comment, rate, etc.
2006-09-11 23:59:33 · 13 answers · asked by vaindoza 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thank you. You won my first giggle of the day! (Not an easy task at 6 am)
2006-09-12 00:01:46 · answer #1 · answered by johnsmom326 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-26 19:26:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very amusing. Its good to smile at least once a day.
2006-09-12 00:05:18 · answer #3 · answered by MUSHMAN 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
thanks for making me laugh
2006-09-12 08:02:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a fun way to start the day. Thanks for the smile. Hope your day stays sunny.
2006-09-12 00:21:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Good one. LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-09-12 07:09:26 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GF: get naked and said to boy friend make me feel that I am a girl.
BF: he too get naked and said to girlfriend : -
*** take all this cloths and get it wash urgently ***
2006-09-12 00:30:38 · answer #7 · answered by suraj t 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha ha ha. That was great.
2006-09-12 03:24:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i will be sure to share that joke around,
2006-09-12 00:01:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great! can i buy you one?
2006-09-12 00:05:11 · answer #10 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋