A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the boy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it.
"That was a honey bee," his father said, "one of our friends. For stomping him you will do without honey for a week."
Later the boy saw a butterfly, so he ran over and stomped it.
"That was a butterfly," his father said, "one of our friends, and for stomping him you will do without butter for a week."
The next morning the family sat down for breakfast. The boy ate his plain toast with no honey or butter.
Suddenly a cockroach ran out from under the stove. His mother stomped it.
The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or should I?"
lol......like it?
2006-09-11 23:56:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was funny!!
2006-09-12 00:57:43 · answer #1 · answered by naaz_blr 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it took me a second to get it but that is really funny
2006-09-12 15:04:13 · answer #2 · answered by kate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! I like it!
2006-09-12 07:02:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH! It took me a minute to get it. HA HA HA
2006-09-12 07:29:48 · answer #4 · answered by NolaD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-09-12 17:52:39 · answer #5 · answered by Big Boss the Philosopher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-09-12 07:05:50 · answer #6 · answered by mookie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-09-12 13:16:59 · answer #7 · answered by ezachowski 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should have used the pussywillow variation.
2006-09-12 07:00:32 · answer #8 · answered by Rabbit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it hahahahahahahahahaha
2006-09-16 12:50:02 · answer #9 · answered by meandragon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny i like it.
2006-09-12 07:01:06 · answer #10 · answered by princess@large 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋