A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!"
2006-09-11 15:47:59 · 10 answers · asked by msladykay2000 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a good one. Will have to tell that one around.
2006-09-11 15:50:07 · answer #1 · answered by pegasus_1174 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better the penis throw up in bag than in a hole... hee hee hee
2006-09-11 22:52:17 · answer #2 · answered by Mary D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at least it is in a bag and not all over the place.
2006-09-11 23:00:15 · answer #3 · answered by crazeebitch2005 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's an old one
2006-09-11 22:50:13 · answer #4 · answered by bnthere 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-09-11 22:57:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2006-09-12 00:04:32 · answer #6 · answered by fungirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's pretty funny.
2006-09-11 23:47:16 · answer #7 · answered by tracytracyspikes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS FUNNY
2006-09-11 23:16:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha , cute.
2006-09-11 22:50:30 · answer #9 · answered by baby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW!!!! FUNNYY!!! i think....???
2006-09-11 22:50:42 · answer #10 · answered by shweethoney2290 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋