"My daddy is a movie actor, and sometimes he plays the good guy, and sometimes he plays the lawyer."
2006-09-11 14:19:26 · 40 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's not stupid...it's funny!!!!
2006-09-11 14:39:16 · answer #1 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"The First Thing We Must Do Is Kill All The Lawyers"
Billy Bob Shakesphere,One Horse Hamlet
2006-09-11 14:30:40 · answer #2 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is everyone obsessed with antagonizing lawyers? They will defend you, if you ever are required to attend court for mistakes and faulties on your own behalf!
2006-09-11 14:21:42 · answer #3 · answered by : ) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um, that's okay. How about this one.....
The bad lawyers give the other 1% a bad name.
2006-09-11 14:21:05 · answer #4 · answered by schweetums 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs up!
2006-09-11 14:21:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice, it's kinda short tho. lawyers aren't gonna like that, lol
2006-09-11 14:20:51 · answer #6 · answered by Susieq1118 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the difference between a dead skunk on the road, and a dead lawyer on the road? -------- Wait for it ... ---------
There's skid marks in front of the skunk!
2006-09-11 14:21:37 · answer #7 · answered by iswd1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a good one
2006-09-11 14:20:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i get it took me like 30 seconds tho. lol
2006-09-11 14:22:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hahahah nice joke
2006-09-11 17:31:56 · answer #10 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how is this a joke im kinda confused about that
2006-09-11 14:20:49 · answer #11 · answered by pinky 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋