2006-09-11 16:22:08 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What do you call a psychic midget who broke out of jail?
A small medium at large.
2006-09-11 16:36:11 · answer #1 · answered by Fermat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three Texas surgeons were arguing about who had the greatest skill.
The first began, "Three years ago, I reattached three fingers on a
pianist. He went on to give a recital for the Queen of England."
The second replied, "That's nothing. I attended a man in a car
accident. All his arms and legs were severed from his body. Two years after I reattached them, he won three gold medals for field events in the Olympics."
The third said, "A few years back, I attended to a cowboy. He was
high on coke and alcohol when he rode his horse head-on into a freight train traveling at 100 miles per hour. All I had to work with was the horse's rear end and a cowboy hat. Now he's the President of the United States."
2006-09-11 23:30:43 · answer #2 · answered by jedi1josh 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the
aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed
and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called aPrincess and I take orders from no one."
The flight attendant (I swear) replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, *****!"
2006-09-12 01:16:09 · answer #3 · answered by KryBaby 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK. You ready for this..... CLASSIC!
Why did the elephant bring so much toilet paper to the party....
hu..... hu.... you ready for this.....
Cuz he's a party pooper!!!!
2006-09-11 23:32:59 · answer #4 · answered by D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's the difference between medium and rare? this is medium----- and this is rare---------
2006-09-12 01:12:49 · answer #5 · answered by Jodygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋