A man went into a store. He caught the eye of a woman across the room. She waved. They caught up to each other a short while later. She said, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
He has never slept with her and, no, there was nothing artificial involved. So how can he be the father of one of her kids?
2006-09-11 16:27:25 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
she is the kids teacher.
in the longer version of the joke, he wonderingly looks at her and asks if she is the stripper from his bachelor party, that he f-ed on the pool table, who stuck her finger up his butt, while his friends video taped it.
she then replies that she is his kids math teacher.
2006-09-11 16:28:37 · answer #1 · answered by knzlt 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Easy. She adopted a child. The child's biological father is the man in the store.
2006-09-11 16:31:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Teacher!
2006-09-11 22:32:09 · answer #3 · answered by Shane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's the father of an adopted child or a step child.
2006-09-11 16:31:23 · answer #4 · answered by samson316 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She is a goat farming instructor in Pakistan and teaches children to herd goats.
2006-09-11 16:40:34 · answer #5 · answered by specialmousepotato 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know unless she slept with someone who looked like the guy
2006-09-11 16:29:31 · answer #6 · answered by tcm. :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's that man's kid's teacher.
2006-09-11 17:09:40 · answer #7 · answered by Summer Rain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's his kid's school teacher
2006-09-11 16:28:55 · answer #8 · answered by joegossum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She adopted
2006-09-11 16:30:13 · answer #9 · answered by D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is her kids priest.
2006-09-11 16:29:32 · answer #10 · answered by Mommymonster 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋