I know it's mean, but what's the best way to mess with them?
2006-09-11 14:32:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When they ring the bell, keep telling them to wait a minute, you'll be right there. Over and over again.
2006-09-11 14:34:22 · answer #1 · answered by *Larry P. he's for me* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them to come in and as soon as they start talking say "ooh! I've been wanting one of those, I am so glad you came by to explain it because I didn't know where to find one." Act so excited like you are going to buy one right on the spot. Let them go on about their business for about 30 minutes, then break the news.
Tell them you just lost your job and don't even have rent money or any money to eat, so sorry.
2006-09-11 22:25:52 · answer #2 · answered by on here 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you're in the middle of a home invasion and to come back in a couple of days...the owners should be found by then.
2006-09-11 21:35:03 · answer #3 · answered by ajd1bmf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Invite them in, then proceed to try to sell them something. Anything.Old cd's or dvd's.Used shoes.Maybe a variety of canned goods.Be creative.
2006-09-11 21:45:03 · answer #4 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man who keeps hand in pocket can feel cocky all day
2006-09-11 21:34:56 · answer #5 · answered by Valient25 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell them... i got a gun and not afraid to use it.. by gun i mean penis :D and maybe they'll run.. and you'll tell the cops it was your stepbrother.. lol hehehe i don't know
2006-09-11 21:52:50 · answer #6 · answered by fersitf 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋