Jokes & Riddles - August 2006

2006-08-18 12:08:38 · 10 answers · asked by Emma B 1

wat has forests but no trees
rivers but no banks
highways but no cars???

2006-08-18 11:45:54 · 17 answers · asked by blackcat7995 2

Can anyone solve this riddle: Round as a button, deep as a well, If you want me to talk, you must first pull my tail. I have a ring, Im round as can be. You might hear a song, when you listen to me? What am I?

2006-08-18 11:39:00 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

I know the answer but i want to see does any1 know it.

2006-08-18 11:16:53 · 31 answers · asked by michele l 2

What word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?......... WHAT WORD IS IT???? FIRST CORRECT ANSWERER WINS 10 POINTS.

2006-08-18 11:11:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

what ties your fate to mine, it can be easing but never kind,
it came after the first man but still here today, and threw it all debts were paid..

2006-08-18 11:10:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple stream?

2006-08-18 11:09:05 · 12 answers · asked by Kirby 3

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

2006-08-18 11:01:17 · 29 answers · asked by Kirby 3

it's second to no one.

2006-08-18 11:00:41 · 5 answers · asked by ixat02 2

I never was, am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball. What am I?

2006-08-18 10:59:44 · 13 answers · asked by Kirby 3

What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?

2006-08-18 10:58:38 · 13 answers · asked by Kirby 3

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?

2006-08-18 10:57:23 · 10 answers · asked by Kirby 3

I'm so ticked off.I wanna take a hammer to my computer,tie my kids up and shove them in a closet.(never would but it would be alot more peaceful around here)

2006-08-18 10:57:05 · 7 answers · asked by L.T. 4

The funniest girl gets to go on a date with me
(this is just for fun, i already have a real GF)

2006-08-18 10:44:34 · 9 answers · asked by VetteLeo 6

The best joke gets 10 points !!!!

2006-08-18 10:40:24 · 11 answers · asked by Hums 2

2006-08-18 10:36:33 · 7 answers · asked by ? 3

10 points to the one who makes me chuckle.

Example: You mother is so black that when she gets out of the car the check oil light comes on.

Good luck!

2006-08-18 10:14:40 · 16 answers · asked by Poopie Johnson 5

I would run away to a nother planet.

2006-08-18 10:04:38 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-18 10:03:52 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

And he was acting like a dog. I know I shouldnt be talking like this but I can do whatever I want!

2006-08-18 10:02:53 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

This is a really good one, take the quiz then get back 2 me!

http://www.dr-joe.net/quiz.html

2006-08-18 10:00:14 · 15 answers · asked by Mrs. Butler ♥2 B♥ 5

2006-08-18 09:41:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

if all men become one big man
all trees become one big tree
all ponds become one big pond
all axes become one big axe
then this man holds this one big axe and hit this one big tree
WAT WOULD HAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEN???!!!!!

2006-08-18 09:16:07 · 9 answers · asked by Adham 1910 4

2006-08-18 09:15:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

Ah some cheesy jokes are funny.

My teacher told me these, but it was only the fact that they were so bad and the way that he said it was what made me laugh:

Your face is like a peach...
A football peach (pitch)

Your face is like a flower...
A cauliflower

Your teeth are like the stars...
They only come out at night (dentures)

They're not funny, more so weird!

Share your CHEESY jokes. Best ones win 10 points.

2006-08-18 09:00:29 · 23 answers · asked by Strawberry 4

here is the question again. what has george michael and a pair of wellingtons got in common

hope the spelling is correct i will give myself 10 points

2006-08-18 08:50:27 · 16 answers · asked by compo 2

2006-08-18 08:47:58 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-18 08:37:08 · 6 answers · asked by Coo coo achoo 6

if today was tommorrow, then tommorrow would be today. but then, tommorrow would be yesterday's grammatical today.

2006-08-18 08:27:56 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you."



He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."



Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.



"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot."Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you"



The burglar relaxed. "Warn me huh? Who in the world are you?"



"Moses," replied the bird.



"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"



"The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus."

2006-08-18 08:19:51 · 17 answers · asked by wolcott_boy37 2