A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot."Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you"
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
2006-08-18 08:19:51 · 17 answers · asked by wolcott_boy37 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my grandma taught me that like 5 years ago
2006-08-18 08:23:42 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I've heard this before, and it IS funny. LOL.
A good joke is a good joke.
Thanks for the laugh.
Have a great weekend.
2006-08-18 14:34:05 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, but I like the smily guy with the bag on his head's answer better
2006-08-18 08:28:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea whatever bollox
2006-08-18 08:23:41 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This parrot not only knows how to talk he knows when to talk too. Good.
2006-08-18 08:35:55 · answer #5 · answered by rjbendre 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a joke... By brother told me years ago .
2006-08-18 08:26:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hadn't heard it before and I thought it was cute.
2006-08-18 08:32:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hwah ha hee haaaaa.
2006-08-18 08:24:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still funny. good job.
2006-08-18 08:28:24 · answer #9 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats not a question
2006-08-18 08:26:06 · answer #10 · answered by me 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋