10 points to the one who makes me chuckle.
Example: You mother is so black that when she gets out of the car the check oil light comes on.
Good luck!
2006-08-18 10:14:40 · 16 answers · asked by Poopie Johnson 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo mama so fat she uses diet soap
2006-08-18 10:26:26 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) When Yo Mama Fell I Didn't Wanna Laugh But The Cement Was Crackin Up!
2)Yo Mama Is So Poor That Everytime You Step On A SkateBoard She Says Why You Steppin On The Family Car
3)Yo Mama's So Stupid That She Brought A Spoon To THe SuperBowl
2006-08-18 13:20:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-02 06:25:23 · answer #3 · answered by echavarria 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so fat that when she came to pick you up at school in a yellow shirt the principle said "bus 27"!!! isnt that funny??
2006-08-18 10:21:41 · answer #4 · answered by cheyenne. thats it. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo' mama is so dumb, when she got locked in a grocery store, she starved to death!
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Yo' mama is so stupid, she thinks that Meow Mix is rap music for cats!
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Yo' mama is so fat, she can't even fit in a chat room!
2006-08-18 10:43:24 · answer #5 · answered by Ammy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya mama so poor she went to Mc Donalds and put a mikshake on Layaway.
Ya mama so ugly when she walked down the street somebody said damn is it halloween already.
2006-08-18 10:21:17 · answer #6 · answered by babygirlhollaataplaya2002 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mamma's so black, when she gets outta the car, the oil light comes on.
2006-08-18 10:39:30 · answer #7 · answered by heynowpauly 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo mamas so skinny when she ate a skittle, she looked 7 months pregnant
yo mamas so fat she got baptized at sea world
yo mamas so fat her blood type is ragu
2006-08-18 10:46:27 · answer #8 · answered by sbeast 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma's so short, she kicks durt when she farts.
yo momma's so strong, she drinks peanut butter
yo momma's so fat that when she gets on the scale, it reads "one a a time please"
HAHAHA
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like ****.
yo momma's so old, her birthday expired
Yo momma's so old, She farts out dust.
yo momma's so fat Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
yo momma's so fat When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
hahaha
i hope i made u laugh
2006-08-18 10:22:04 · answer #9 · answered by Shyne_06 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so fat the only place she sees 90210 is on her scale.
2006-08-18 10:20:30 · answer #10 · answered by Jasminey 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋