2006-08-18 09:41:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Riddle:
Make sense of this:
"I wish that my wish doesn't come true."
and I will give YOU ten points (if I could). Lolz.
Joke (LONG Blonde joke):
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over.
When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the road and told the blonde to stand in the circle and not move. He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh you think that's funny". Watch this. He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it.
He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny? The truck driver asked the blonde."
She replied, "When you weren't looking I stepped outside the circle 4 times."
No offense to the blondes out there...
Now and then,
the Gibbler
2006-08-18 09:49:44 · answer #1 · answered by AmandaGurl<3 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
not a joke just a funny poem:
One Payday Mr. Peanut wanted a Bit O'Honey, so he took Mary Jane behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue. He began to feel her Mounds. That was pure Almond Joy. It made her Tootsie Roll. He let out a Snicker as his Butterfinger went up her Juicyfruit and caused a Milky Way. She screamed Oh Henry as she squeezed his Peter Paul and Zagnuts. Mary Jane said "You are even better than the Three Musketeers." Soon she was a bit Chunky and nine months later had a Baby Ruth.
2006-08-21 17:05:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
these are definately the stupidist
so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face"
what's a pirate's favorite kind of movie and why
A: rated arrrr cuz all the booty
when ther are ducks flying in a "v" why is one side always longer than the other
A: cuz there's more ducks on that side
why did the chewing gum cross the road
A: cuz it was stuck to the chickens foot
2006-08-18 16:58:43 · answer #3 · answered by U.WANT.ME 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man was driving his son home and his son saw 2 dogs on the side of the road going at it. The son asked his dad what they were doing. The father told the boy that they were making puppies. Later that night the son has a nightmare and runs into his parents bedroom and sees them going at it. The son asks what they are doing and his father replied that they were making babies. The son looks at his father and says flip her over I want puppies!!
2006-08-18 16:50:28 · answer #4 · answered by awesome_fred 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walked into the drug store and asked the pharmacist for a box of condoms with pesticides. The pharmacist said" you mean spermicides right?" The man said " no pesticides". The pharmacist said "we don't sell condoms with pesticides, that's for bugs" The man replied " I know my wife has a bug up her A**, and i wanted to get it out."
2006-08-22 16:13:41 · answer #5 · answered by Jax 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is greater than God? more evil than the devil? the poor have it , the rich need it, and if you don't eat it you will surely die?
2006-08-18 16:50:58 · answer #6 · answered by the queen of queens 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is not a joke, but i LOVE this funny word ready ok
*frumpher*
2006-08-18 16:47:14 · answer #7 · answered by hy_tone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋