Jokes & Riddles - August 2006

2006-08-21 12:19:30 · 12 answers · asked by VetteLeo 6

two grandmothers playing soccer, third gm. came and turn off sony p. s.

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two grandmothers sitting in dark in room, third gm. came and turn off light...

2006-08-21 12:19:26 · 4 answers · asked by ns_klosari 1

I'm about to raise hell because my speakers don't work...

2006-08-21 12:18:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

There is no answer since I just made it up, but I know you guys are witty and can come up with something good. Best answer gets 10 pts!

2006-08-21 12:16:53 · 5 answers · asked by ? 6

I love makeing people laugh, and I'm not so good at it. Also if you know of any books, names of good comedians, websites, or other material witch would help me please include that!

Please also answer this (if you can): what is the science behind humor??

THANKS!

2006-08-21 12:10:26 · 13 answers · asked by nobody 3

2006-08-21 12:09:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-21 12:09:03 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-21 12:08:20 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

A man walks into a bar, and orders a glass of water. The bartender then pulls out a shotgun and points it at the man. The man thanks the bartender and walks out of the bar. Why did he do this?

2006-08-21 12:06:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

There's a man who lives in a apartment on the tenth floor, he goes to work every morning at 10:00 and uses the elevator. Every afternoon he comes back at 6:00 and uses the elevator again, but only goes to the 5th floor and then uses the stairs to go to the tenth. He does this every day. Why?

2006-08-21 12:02:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

Trying to eliminate pts.

2006-08-21 12:01:14 · 13 answers · asked by luv2so2 3

A man walks into a bar and he has a pick axe over one shoulder a parakeet on the other and his face is black and he's wearing overalls. The bartender says I can't serve you. The man asks, "Why not?" Then the bartender said ___________________

2006-08-21 11:55:27 · 15 answers · asked by James G 3

Im just as bored as you.

I was born in 1992.

Hint 1: 30 days hath September, April, June, & __________

Hint 2: The date ends in an odd #.

My sign starts with an 'S'...

Now that's a 'stinger', but good luck... 10 points for the person who guesses right & also with one answer.

2006-08-21 11:48:03 · 43 answers · asked by mani boo/poo 2

What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, And if you eat it, you'll die?

Im sure the anwser is easy, but for the life of me i cant figure it out.

2006-08-21 11:45:45 · 14 answers · asked by Charisma 6

I'll start it off.

Erectile Dysfunction

2006-08-21 11:22:25 · 37 answers · asked by Patrick F 3

ok im married to a loser who pretty much just goes out and parties all the time while im stuck at home with our baby boy!

im a celeb!!!!!

2006-08-21 11:18:16 · 15 answers · asked by lovelyleah 1

♥☺☻ any1 with jokes gets 10 points good luck!☻☺♥

2006-08-21 10:57:21 · 6 answers · asked by Im sorry if i hurt you♥ 2

2006-08-21 10:55:05 · 13 answers · asked by dishwasher67 6

It has 9 letters. It begins with A. It is Greek meaning Princess.

2006-08-21 10:50:13 · 10 answers · asked by The Nana of Nana's 7

how does ya fella ask wat time it is if e can only ask the person 1 question an da question cant b "wat is da time" or anyfin like tha an yer ther is answer lyk
jonno tell maxine her bifters r **** 4 me its lyk doin shat

2006-08-21 10:46:59 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

SANDy brown!

2006-08-21 10:33:29 · 16 answers · asked by 127.0.0.1 2

i had a very stress-filled, frustrating day at work. do you have any GOOD. CLEAN jokes that i could relax with?

2006-08-21 10:19:21 · 15 answers · asked by realstylesint'l 5

I had a rocking horse , it broke its leg & had to be put down

2006-08-21 10:17:31 · 15 answers · asked by Bill L 5

It is between August and May and In the year 1985 and at the end of a month one guess only

2006-08-21 10:06:17 · 11 answers · asked by Lola 1

2006-08-21 10:05:12 · 8 answers · asked by Da KiNg 2

2006-08-21 10:04:30 · 9 answers · asked by Lola 1

3 guys are stranded on a desert island. They are searching around for food and water when one comes across a Genie Lamp. They rub it and a Genie pops out. The genie says, since there are 3 of you, I'll give each of you 1 wish. The first man says, "I wish I was home with all the beautiful women I want." Poof, he disappears. The second guy says, "Well I wish I was home with all the women and money I want." Poof, he disappears. The third guy looks around with a dejected look on his face. The Genie asks him, "what's wrong?" The guy says, "I wish my friends were here."

2006-08-21 09:58:01 · 13 answers · asked by framer_larry 3

This question got me a free meal at a coffee house,lol

2006-08-21 09:54:06 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-21 09:46:36 · 8 answers · asked by johndoe12 1

In a room full of potatoes, how can you tell which one is an easy lay?

2006-08-21 09:44:30 · 10 answers · asked by O'Faolain 3