Im Bored Someone Tell Me Their Funniest Joke?

Answer 1

Life is full of emotions like laughing, smiling, crying, weeping, fear, hatred, jealousy and many more. Out of all these, laughing is loved and liked by all. That is why someone has rightly said, “ You laugh and the world will laugh with u, you weep and u shall weep alone.” Sometimes, life becomes monotonous and one starts getting bored. To remove such monotonousness and boredom, I feel that surfing on the following websites can be helpful in making one cheerful, refreshen up and gain some emotional or psychological energy too. Surf on them and see how helpful these are to u to bring a smile on ur face.
http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
http://www.ahajokes.com/
http://www.the-jokes.com/
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/
http://www.jokesgallery.com/
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm
http://www.jokes2000.com/
http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/
http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
http://www.allfunnypages.com/funny-jokes/yo-mama-jokes/funny-yo-mama-jokes.htm
http://www.africanjokes.com/africanjokes/?id_category=98
http://www.blonde-jokes.info/
http://www.zelo.com/blonde/index.asp

Please visit the above pages to find different variety of jokes. I hope, it helps u in making u laugh. Enjoy and have fun..

Answer 2

An American, a Russian and a blonde were sitting down discussing whose launch was greater.

The Russian says, "We are better because we circled the globe first!"

The American replies, "No! we are the best because we went to the moon first!"

The blonde says, "You guys are both wrong. The blondes are the best because we are going to land on the sun!"

The American and the Russian look at each other in horror and state together, "You can't land on the sun -- you'll burn and die!!!"

The blonde just laughs at them and says, "We're not stupid. We plan to go at night!"

Answer 3

I dont have a funny joke but i have a funny movie for you.
You wanted a good laugh so watch it.

Answer 4

Actual headline in the Weekly World News:

GIRL GIVES BIRTH TO CHIMP IN TRAGIC SPERMBANK MIXUP!

Answer 5

you wasted 5 points on that? now thats a joke

Answer 6

if a rooster lay an egg on the roof , which side of the roof will it fell down,right side or left side?

Answer 7

not THE FUNNIEST bt hell....
so this drunk stumbles out of a bar and eventualy ends up going into a cathedral. he staggers into the confessional and after a while the father gettin tired of waitin said 'yes my son, can i help you??' the drunk replies 'i dunno, you got any toilet paper on your side?'

Answer 8

first child asked second child "when u was born" second child replied he was born on sunday. first child said impossible because sunday was a holiday.