I'm about to raise hell because my speakers don't work...
2006-08-21 12:18:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ok here is a joke
Minnie told mickey that she wanted a divorce. mickey said" are u f@#$kin crazy? she said no im F@#$% goofy"
2006-08-21 12:25:53 · answer #1 · answered by jetzabel 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-22 11:26:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your computer speakers, Maybe i can help. What are they doing - have you check the connections, (unplugged and pluged back in) to the computer and to the power (if they are powered) IT is pretty rare for them to just stop working.
2006-08-21 19:24:12 · answer #3 · answered by James M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 old guys in a retirement home. 70, 80, &90 yrs old. 70 yr old guy says" Iwish when I woke up in the AM I could take a leak. 80 yr old guy replies" no problem I wish when I woke up in the A.M. I could take a crap! 90 yr old replies " no problem 9-9:15 take a leak, 10- 10:15 take a crap.... I just wish I could wake up before noon!!!!!!
2006-08-21 19:46:43 · answer #4 · answered by miss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't try. my mother and grandmother(both of them are
virgins) used to try to teach me to be funny.I'm 624 lbs.
I used to be over 800 but i started this diet where i only eat
with naked severely overweight people. it works great, but
i have to take medicine for the nausea.
2006-08-21 19:33:04 · answer #5 · answered by THE WISEMAN 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you really that powerful to actually lift up hell with your bare hands? WOW!
2006-08-21 19:23:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wet the wires with your tongue and then hold, hold, hold it.. o.k. now plug the stereo into the wall socket..The sound should be loud and clear..I don't think it will be the speakers we will be hearing..
2006-08-21 19:33:54 · answer #7 · answered by Angus. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gucci, Gucci, Gucci
2006-08-21 19:35:47 · answer #8 · answered by Rick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bear says to the rabbit, "do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit replies, "no, no I don't."
So the bear promptly picks up the rabbit and wipes his azz with it.
2006-08-21 19:26:51 · answer #9 · answered by ©2009 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses like Halloween?
They don't like the people knocking on their doors.
2006-08-21 19:24:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋