Jokes & Riddles - August 2006

But they could only send 200 because thats how many knew how to march forward. ha ha ha

2006-08-31 03:31:57 · 10 answers · asked by Mike S 2

A Young girl is abandoned by her family. She befriends a group of social outcasts and joins their gang. After learning of the girl's wherabouts, her family finds her and poisons her. The girl slips into a coma, but does not die.

What is the girl's nickname and how does she survive the poisoning

2006-08-31 03:29:58 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-31 03:24:54 · 46 answers · asked by julia s 2

ridles:

1. you'r driving a bus there are 7 people on the bus at the first stop 13 people get on and 4 get off at the second stop 21 people get on a nd 16 get off at the third stop 3 people get on and none get off at the 4 stop 7 people get on and 4 people get off who was driving the bus

2. if it takes 1 hour to dry 1 shirt outside how many hours dose it take to dry 3
contact me to find out the awnsers :):)

2006-08-31 03:17:15 · 53 answers · asked by hello_o_there_o_bob 3

At night they come out without being fetched, by day they are lost without being stolen.

2006-08-31 03:07:42 · 17 answers · asked by sweetmommymandi 2

1. where can u always find health,wealth and happiness?
2. what can u break with one word?

2006-08-31 03:02:05 · 18 answers · asked by pretty me 2

Against the recommendations of her friends and family, an elderly woman begins an unusual diet. Her menu includes a wide variety of foods, but ultimately she eats something that kills her.

What was the first item of the diet and what was the last?

2006-08-31 03:01:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

I mean, think about it.. If he wants to send you to hell for your sins, why would he first call you up to the pearly gates? I reckon he wants to throw it in your face first.

2006-08-31 02:58:53 · 35 answers · asked by Claude 6

A man entered a bar to get water, When he asked the bartender for some, the bar tender pointed a shotgun to his head, the man said "thank you" and went out. What do you think happened there?

2006-08-31 02:48:26 · 11 answers · asked by Keepingmycool 5

Find a way to beat that riddle...even i don't know the answere

2006-08-31 02:31:54 · 35 answers · asked by 0_0 4

the one who tells the funnest joke will get the 10point.

2006-08-31 02:30:31 · 11 answers · asked by Sweepy 3

This thing all things devours: Birds, beasts, trees, flowers; Gnaws iron, bites steel; Grinds hard stones to meal, Slays king, ruins town, And beats high mountains down. What am I?

2006-08-31 02:18:59 · 17 answers · asked by The Chancellor™ 4

If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?

2006-08-31 02:12:50 · 12 answers · asked by The Chancellor™ 4

Bill and his brother Tom were at the airport seeing their elderly mother off on holiday. Suddenly Bill saw a man in the crowd. "Here, Tom, do you see who that is?" "I don't believe it," gasped Tom. "It's Phil!" He was quite right but how did they both recognize Phil? Neither brother had ever seen him before.

2006-08-31 02:12:46 · 26 answers · asked by Swati 2

When God was handing out noses, did some people think he meant 'roses' and asked for big red ones?

2006-08-31 01:38:32 · 10 answers · asked by Polo 7

2006-08-31 01:38:27 · 6 answers · asked by Zest M 1

A family went out to a eat at a restaurant, they ordered the same meals, but only a few of them became sick and started puking. If you can tell me the reason why they got so sick, then I'll give you 10 of my sexiest points.

Remember, think outside the box.

2006-08-31 01:37:34 · 11 answers · asked by Ufa Keffe! 1

2006-08-31 01:23:15 · 7 answers · asked by siva m 1

2006-08-31 01:07:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

...putting a picture of your cat's face on your face and then go about your life as if nothing is awry?

2006-08-31 01:05:26 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

The pyramids were originally designed as traffic bollards, but due to a slight problem of scale by the architects ,they ended up being built a thousand times bigger than normal.

2006-08-31 01:04:09 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous

BUBBA'S FAMILY
Hi yall my name is bubba and this is my family:
-First is me. My mom said I got all the good looks and no brains. I love being a babe hound. Girls make spit roll down my chin.I have a stomach problem and I fart alot.
-My momma has lots of boyfriends, one of them has a job! She says with a little luck, I can be a garbage man one day!!
-My brother Hank is in jail right now. When he gets out he aint allowed around animals and kitchen appliances.
-My grandmam lives with us. She likes to hang out in barsand drink beer. Grandmam has sores all over her and they leak yellow stuff on the furniture. The flies are terrible!
-My mom says she's almost positive who my real dad is... He lives in the federal penitintiary in Montana. When he gets out in 55 years we are going fishing!! The blood stains on his truck are almost all gone too!
-My younger sister Jill lost all her teeth. She was licking an egg beater after mom made cake, and my cousin Jimmy accidentally turned it on.

2006-08-31 00:49:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-31 00:46:02 · 23 answers · asked by arman982 2

2006-08-31 00:38:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet,"
which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.
Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has neve ever, had an accident.

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

2006-08-31 00:25:43 · 7 answers · asked by mizbehavingirl 4

http://www.bofunk.com/video/3790/panda_gets_scared.html



watch this!! I thought it was funny... I have NO idea what they are saying but it doesnt matter.

2006-08-31 00:25:40 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-31 00:23:28 · 17 answers · asked by otteri selvakumar 2

The Morning Badger.
The Morning Badger crawled out of his burrow in the early morning. He had been up late the night before drinking his Badger Brew at the Badger Bar. As he surfaced into the light of the day he realsed that his stripey coat was a little dulled by the evenings festivities. It did not help either that his Badger Boss was at work and he would have to spend the day there ringing lots of boring business Badgers to sell them stuff they don't want.

Nevertheless, the Morning Badgerbraved his way across the woodland floor through the rain and what looked like snow to the Badger Office. He got a Badger coffee and sat down to pretend to work really hard and impress all the other Badgers around him.

His little Badger brain was pounding from all the Badger juice.....

2006-08-30 23:52:22 · 12 answers · asked by Mr X 2

2006-08-30 23:43:53 · 11 answers · asked by Parul 2

God sat Adam and Eve down and said that he had two more things left in his "bag of tricks". He said that he would give each of them one. He put his hand in and said, "The first thing is to be able to wee standing up". Adam jumped up and cried, "Oh my i want that, I have to have that one, can you imagine you can go anywhere and not have to wait in queues. That is the one I want." Eve rolled her eyes and looked at God shrugged her shoulders and nodded her head. So Adam got the ability to wee standing up. So God put his hand in the bag and looked at Eve and said, "Eve to you I give the last thing in the bag.....multiple orgasms".

2006-08-30 23:33:06 · 19 answers · asked by MissBehave 5