I mean, think about it.. If he wants to send you to hell for your sins, why would he first call you up to the pearly gates? I reckon he wants to throw it in your face first.
2006-08-31 02:58:53 · 35 answers · asked by Claude 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes.....why do you think there are so many nice women out there and you cannot get most of them.....?
2006-08-31 03:02:14 · answer #1 · answered by foudaki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't be serious.
First off, which form of God are you asking about. Not everyone has the history of the Pearly Gates.
Secondly, my personal opinion is that most Christians are stupid (not that I'm not christian) because if Jesus died for our sins, meaning all our sins, the deed is done so there shouldn't be any sin in the world, like the Jews believe. They've got that once a year atonement thing ( I wonder how I can get down on some of that). By the way Jesus was a Jew just for all those people who conveniently forget that fact.
Third the reckoning is for the people who haven't already ascended, since I don't plan to be in that group, I'm not too worried. Again down with the sin thing. I think people just keep bringing it up because they want to feel bad about themselves. All that "the meek shall inherit the earth", and what not. Telling from the condition it's in and where it's going, who would want it.
Finally, there are three simple proofs of God's sense of humor. Sex, drugs and taxes, without any this society wouldn't exist.
2006-08-31 09:11:54 · answer #2 · answered by Hacksaw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well,yes I think he has a sense of humour baccause of the diffent animals he has made. But I beileve that hell is just the common grave.
2006-08-31 03:28:53 · answer #3 · answered by Bubbles24 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well a sence of humour comes with an understanding of things and as he is an omnipatent being then I do find it funny that all the things in his creation led right up to this point in time right to this question right to your question all the things that have had to happen just for me to answer this qustion the billions of years past hmmm yea I would say he has a good sense of humor
2006-08-31 03:07:20 · answer #4 · answered by chris s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess He has a sense of humour. Ever had a bunch of people knock on your door on a Sunday morning claiming to have been sent by GOD?
2006-08-31 03:53:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He doesn't call you up to the perarly gates first, that only happens in jokes. But he does have of sense of humor!
2006-08-31 04:43:56 · answer #6 · answered by ca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think God has a SICK sense of humor; hell is right HERE ! And I think He gets a kick out of the things that happen to us. "Humm,...now that problem is over in his life, let's see what he can do with THIS!!!" Hey, it's hard being the Creator. Godloveya!
2006-08-31 03:03:03 · answer #7 · answered by Sassy OLD Broad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't you have any kids...? They ALWAYS do the most ridiculous, funny things! God invented humor! And stop listening to made-up legends about God. if you really want to know what he says, read what he says about Himself in the Bible. He's going to get the LAST laugh on people who try to deceive others about who He is and what He's like!
2006-08-31 05:44:22 · answer #8 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes i do think god has a sense of humour
2006-08-31 03:03:11 · answer #9 · answered by Snow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If there is a god he would appear to have a sense of humour. However, many of his adherents are sadly lacking such a sense.
2006-08-31 03:52:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very strange sense of humour indeed.
2006-08-31 03:07:15 · answer #11 · answered by La 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋