...putting a picture of your cat's face on your face and then go about your life as if nothing is awry?
2006-08-31 01:05:26 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i don't have a cat, but if i did and put a picture of its face on my face "the people" might come and lock me away in a padded cell:-)
2006-08-31 01:09:26 · answer #1 · answered by vanilla_bean_dream 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's where i went wrong see!". Coz i put mine on the cats' face. And ending-up having to muzzle it. I have never seen such dirty looks from a cat in all my nine lives. And so insolent.
2006-08-31 08:59:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beacuse my cat's been dead 5 years and I think a rotting death mask of feline decomposition and maggoty pus may offend.
It would also be a bugger to shave in the morning.
2006-08-31 10:19:50 · answer #3 · answered by The Wandering Blade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which cat should i choose? I have 15!!
2006-08-31 08:09:00 · answer #4 · answered by cheeky_beth_62 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why change the habit of a lifestyle, aren't there enough 'catty' people about without them doing that.
2006-08-31 10:07:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i did it the other way round and now my cat is getting sh*gged up the a**e by all the dogs in the neighbourhood. ohh if only it was me
2006-08-31 11:52:38 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stick a puss ey on your face?
2006-08-31 08:09:50 · answer #7 · answered by AusPixie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a German Shepard - I hate cats!!
2006-08-31 08:08:31 · answer #8 · answered by Smokey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was posted in the jokes bit.Whats funny about that?
2006-08-31 08:08:32 · answer #9 · answered by mr_sister_uk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because I don't have a cat.
2006-08-31 08:07:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋