Against the recommendations of her friends and family, an elderly woman begins an unusual diet. Her menu includes a wide variety of foods, but ultimately she eats something that kills her.
What was the first item of the diet and what was the last?
2006-08-31
03:01:39
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14 answers
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I'll give you a hint:
The woman made pet owners in her neighborhood nervous
2006-08-31
03:06:45 ·
update #1
I'll give you another hint, By the time she ate the last item, her death was expected.
one more?
the woman is probably not real.
2006-08-31
03:08:20 ·
update #2
First was a Fly
Last was a Horse
2006-08-31 03:19:13
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Aesop was kinda sick, don't you think?
I know an old lady, who swallowed a fly,
I don’t know why she swallowed the fly.
Perhaps, she’ll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
But I don’t know why she swallowed the fly.
Perhaps, she’ll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a bird.
How absurd to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
But I don’t know why she swallowed the fly.
Perhaps, she’ll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Fancy that – to swallow a cat!
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
But I don’t know why she swallowed the fly.
Perhaps, she’ll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a dog.
What a hog – to swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
But I don’t know why she swallowed the fly.
Perhaps, she’ll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a goat
She opened her throat and swallow a goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
But I don’t know why she swallowed the fly.
Perhaps, she’ll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don’t know how she swallowed the cow.
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
But I don’t know why she swallowed the fly.
Perhaps, she’ll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a horse...
“Is she dead?” “Of course.”
2006-08-31 10:24:56
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answer #2
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answered by Shelley 4
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the old lady that swallowed the fly first and a horse last.....
very good one... i needed the hints lol
2006-08-31 10:22:26
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answer #3
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answered by Tyana 3
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A fly - a horse
2006-08-31 10:20:20
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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She ate food containing traces of nuts, she's allergic to nuts
2006-08-31 10:05:46
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answer #5
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answered by Keepingmycool 5
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A fly and a horse.
2006-08-31 10:41:38
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answer #6
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answered by vaniller2 2
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She had mentos and later downed a Coke?
2006-08-31 11:28:27
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answer #7
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answered by Blkoke 2
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(First Item)Fish
(Last item) Pork
2006-08-31 10:06:29
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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maybe she ate somthing shes allergic to
2006-08-31 10:06:29
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answer #9
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answered by firefly123 2
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First, variety of foods
Last, something that killed her.
2006-08-31 10:05:31
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answer #10
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answered by angelfish 3
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