God sat Adam and Eve down and said that he had two more things left in his "bag of tricks". He said that he would give each of them one. He put his hand in and said, "The first thing is to be able to wee standing up". Adam jumped up and cried, "Oh my i want that, I have to have that one, can you imagine you can go anywhere and not have to wait in queues. That is the one I want." Eve rolled her eyes and looked at God shrugged her shoulders and nodded her head. So Adam got the ability to wee standing up. So God put his hand in the bag and looked at Eve and said, "Eve to you I give the last thing in the bag.....multiple orgasms".
2006-08-30 23:33:06 · 19 answers · asked by MissBehave 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah but we can pee standing up.
2006-08-31 04:55:38 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think some men would still say that they got the better end of the deal
2006-08-31 07:10:38 · answer #2 · answered by J Blu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men still got the better deal
2006-08-31 11:43:45 · answer #3 · answered by Dazman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a shame that when god gave men the ability to pee standing up, he forgot to give them the ability to AIM!!
multiple orgasms- overrated.
2006-09-01 21:47:24 · answer #4 · answered by Levi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eve is the best woman in the bible and the history of the world
2006-09-02 18:48:25 · answer #5 · answered by zoeyseymour@btinternet.com 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What? So what - some women don't even have orgasms. I was watching a documentary where they were saying that.
2006-08-31 06:36:21 · answer #6 · answered by solo 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bravo! Bravo! you are very funny i take my hat off to you! (If i had one that is!) Come on i want to hear more!
2006-08-31 06:40:45 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Screw ADAM,he screwed THE HOLE of MANkind
2006-08-31 06:37:37 · answer #8 · answered by rythmdivine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, guys can have multiple orgasms, have you met me?
2006-08-31 06:36:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he i liked that one
2006-09-02 17:50:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋