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The pyramids were originally designed as traffic bollards, but due to a slight problem of scale by the architects ,they ended up being built a thousand times bigger than normal.

2006-08-31 01:04:09 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

36 answers

The scale is fine as ancient egyptian chariots were 400 feet high.

Why do you think there are no trees left in Egypt?

(the valley of the kings was a drag racing circuit and the temple at Carnac was a drive through 'Horus Burger' joint

2006-08-31 03:22:31 · answer #1 · answered by The Wandering Blade 4 · 1 0

Interesting question. You mean someone was holding the binoculars backwards? Or the architect was myopic?

You may be right about the traffic, but if so , I think that they may have been for extraterrestrial traffic. The scale would have to be over-sized to see it from up there.

Extraterrestrial traffic bollards...true.

2006-08-31 01:24:37 · answer #2 · answered by Carlton73 5 · 0 0

True. Bust as the scenario today ...
the contractor made an intentional mistake in reading drawing
...and billed pharoh a handsum sum....
pharoh got inside the structure and ....
rest is mystery....
a story of life after death(it seems the contractor is still waiting around)

2006-08-31 01:36:19 · answer #3 · answered by Bankim 1 · 0 0

FALSE! They never had "slight" problems building the pyramids.

And i must refer you to the recent quote from professor Fence-wedgie the undecided ---> "No!, and i repeat! No! alien life form has ever had a slight design problem in it's whole existence!" then he digressed somewhat,,,,, "Apart from the fact that they can't prove they exist" ditto.

2006-08-31 02:11:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

false, as they're far too decorative inside to be traffic bollards.

Saying that, maybe all the flower fairies and pixies have moved from gardens and woods and are now living in traffic bollards.......

2006-08-31 01:49:58 · answer #5 · answered by Flossie 2 · 0 0

False.

2006-08-31 15:29:10 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

False.

2006-08-31 01:34:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The scale is right. They made them for spaceships driven by paranoid androids from the Orion constellation. LOL

2006-08-31 01:13:37 · answer #8 · answered by WaterStrider 5 · 0 0

True and False.

True - they were designed as traffic bollards.
False - they are designed to the correct size for sphinxes and sphinx transportation.

No need to thank me.

2006-08-31 01:17:24 · answer #9 · answered by David R 3 · 1 0

False...they were designed to entomb royalty in early Egypt

2006-08-31 01:08:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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