Jokes & Riddles - August 2006

Drew Carey: Ok it is time to play who's line is it anyway. This for all of you. Okay you guys are going try make a mokery of a boyband. Let me get one from the audience.

Man: B2Gay

Drew Carey: Okay,B2gay. We're have Wade playin as Omarion, Colin as Lil Fizz, Ryan as Raz-B and Jerry Springer as J-Bong.
Ok now let's play Who's line.

[ music starts]

Wade: Boy you mess up you got *** face
At right time and right place.
I am so freaky horny
Boy hurry up and come to bed with me.
So don't tell no one that I'm the one
Who knockout sister and banged son.
So please tell me boy what you want
Should I pushed in push it in back or front( uh huh).

All: I'm the guy in your dreams ( that had you last night)
I'm benz wit tha 20's( do you wanna drive)
I'm a thug in your life ( with my pants so tight)
Got ya hooked cuz I'm bringing everything you like.

Uh

2006-08-02 13:38:59 · 5 answers · asked by Raphael A 3

2006-08-02 13:33:52 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-02 13:18:13 · 17 answers · asked by adam_lumina93 3

2006-08-02 13:16:44 · 10 answers · asked by Jennifer 3

be in a box or an urn?

2006-08-02 13:12:45 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-02 13:03:36 · 10 answers · asked by White Flower 2

Whats the difference between a bowling ball and an Essex GIRL ?

A bowling ball only takes two FINGERS

2006-08-02 12:42:37 · 13 answers · asked by pebbles26981 4

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

2006-08-02 12:36:09 · 19 answers · asked by á?¦ Magic á?¦ 4

3 words that end in gry..........hungry, angry, and ............
What was it...driving me crazy

2006-08-02 12:33:48 · 4 answers · asked by Dino 3

2006-08-02 11:59:25 · 12 answers · asked by need ta know 1

안녕!!
너두 한국 사람이야 10 점을 받을수
있는데....

알아 마쳐봐라!!^_^
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ...^_^
well good luck^_^

2006-08-02 11:42:40 · 17 answers · asked by Grack 5

2006-08-02 11:39:36 · 11 answers · asked by Don The great .................. 2

you dont have to keep them clean!!!

2006-08-02 11:29:29 · 20 answers · asked by Samantha J 1

2006-08-02 11:27:08 · 10 answers · asked by max man 1

Okay, so here's the deal, I sent a letter to my Grandparents via my Uncle's email. He delivered my letter, but sent me this fake bill as a joke. I laughed so hard, but he got me so good that I can't think of a good response. I was thinking of breaking the bill down and holding him responsible for a certain percent until I had it down to owing him 37 cents or even better, having him owe me. Check out the letter (in the very least it's worth the laugh) and give me some suggestions if you have any.

http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-Fa3RgfI6dLRGBpMfivYJSFRrjDRiIUOH0ePe_g--?cq=1

2006-08-02 11:16:30 · 7 answers · asked by circe_de_aiaia 2

okay people answer this question.
have you ever went with a person u just talked on da phone wit but never seen b4?
secondly for 10 points total for answering this question correctly.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

2006-08-02 11:13:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-02 11:13:44 · 7 answers · asked by heyhey952000 2

there are 2 doors one leads to safety the other to impending doom, guarding these doors are 2 guards one speaks only the truth the other only lies but you dont know which one is which, you must one guard one question only in order to get through the door to safety what question do you ask them to get through the door to safety?

2006-08-02 11:13:26 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

This woman went to the doctors and the doctor thought she was so damn fine! The doctor said to lay down,and she did. Then the doctor said take off your shirt. Do you know what im doing to you know? she said no. Then he said to take off your pants. Do you know what im doing to you know? she said no. After that he said to take off you bra and underware. Do you know what im doing to you know? she said no. After that he got on top of her adn stared ****** gher. Then he said: do you know what im doing to you know? she said yes getting herpes thats what im here for.

2006-08-02 10:48:22 · 15 answers · asked by Christina K 2

They finally invented a machine that makes the fathers feel half the pain the woman do at birth.
Thsi woman went to the emergincey room haveing her baby adn they used the machine. The man said turn it up higher i dont feel anything, so they did. The guy said WOW i dont hardly feel a thing, turn it up higher, so they did. Lastly he said turn it up full blast, this is easy! So they did and the woman had a pain free birth.
When they brought the baby home they saw the mail man dead on the porch.

2006-08-02 10:37:07 · 38 answers · asked by Christina K 2

i think a pirates favourite film is die h'AAAAAAAAR'd.

2006-08-02 10:30:18 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-02 10:13:05 · 32 answers · asked by destie. 2

This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching!

2006-08-02 10:11:07 · 9 answers · asked by á?¦ Magic á?¦ 4

I make this joke up. Tell me what u think of it, k?

A man walks into a restaurant w/ his wife and they ask for a table. They lady at the desk says that there'll be a 40 min wait and asks if she can have a name to register so that when their table's ready she can call them. The woman answers saying "Amanda." About 40 min later the woman goes to the bathroom & a few secs later the lady at the desk calls, "Amanda". The man goes up and says, "Yes, that's me!" And the lady, looking at him, asks, "You're Amanda?" very slowly as if she thought the man was retarded. And the guy goes, "Yes I'm a man...duh!!"

2006-08-02 10:10:01 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-02 09:56:27 · 13 answers · asked by cvetgirl2004 1

3 men walked into a building.








U would think that at least 1 of them would have seen it!!!

2006-08-02 09:55:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-02 09:54:36 · 12 answers · asked by mr.waxeater 1

that is really long and talks about a cat and a fish and the punchline is, every time -something something- a pus*y gets wet?

2006-08-02 09:51:31 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous

What aboot ham on the bone???

Hey - where does Italian Sausage come from- an Italian Pig? Mama Mia!!!!!!!!!

:@)

2006-08-02 09:51:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-02 09:40:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous