2006-08-02 10:13:05 · 32 answers · asked by destie. 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
2006-08-02 10:16:44 · answer #1 · answered by irishmomof3 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so ugly when she was little she had to trick or treat over the phone.
Yo mama is so fat when she wanted a water bed she spread a circus tent out over the Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama is so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the restroom she told me it was the third bush down on the left.
Yo mama is so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reflection ducked.
Yo mama is so ugly when she walked into a freak show she walked out with a paycheck.
Yo mama is so ugly she had to tie a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
2006-08-02 10:37:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamas is stupid that when she got locked in the grocery store, she died of starvation.
Yo mamas so fat that the prices at walmart went down.
yo mamas so fat that when she went on the scales buzz light year popped up and said to infinity and beyond!
yo mamas so hairy, that it looks like she's got red foo in a head lock.
Yo mamas so stupid, that she bought tickets to xbox live
yo mamas so fat that every time she turns around, its her birthday.
Yo mamas so stupid, that she climbed over a glass wall to see something
2013-12-17 18:38:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's like a pirate, there she blows
Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"
Yo mamma so old that in the back seat of your car, kids don't say 'Are we there yet', they scream, 'Is she Dead yet!'
Yo mama smells so bad, when she went to make friends with a skunk, the skunk got hit by a truck on purpose!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and nearly pissed her
pants
Yo mama so fat her logo is "we are family, burger king, mc donalds and
me..."
Yo mama so fat she has all the food caterers on speed dial
Your mommas so old someone told her to act her age and she died
Yo mama so poor that when i stepped on a cigarette she cried, hey, who turned off the heater.
You mama so fat she stepped on an airplane and it turned into a submarine
Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, cars slow down when she smiles!
Yo Mama's breath is so bad, she made a tic tac run away!
Yo mama like a fast food restaraunt - quick and easy!!!
Yo mamma so damn fat that when she traveled back to the dinosaur times and she took a step the dinosaurs said what the hell is happing...oh **** its a real damn earthquake.
Your mama so stupid when she saw a kid dress as a devil in halloween she thouth she was in hell
Yo mamma so old, fat and hairy, that when she took you to the zoo the zookeepers thought a silverback Gorilla had abducted you!
Yo mama so0o0o fat, one day she walked out with a yellow rain jacket on and the children began yelling, "Hey, the School Bus is here!"
Yo Momma so damn fat the Police where going to use her as an emergency air mattress when Michael Jackson started dangling his baby.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to sea world the little kids ran away and told their parents that a whale escaped.
2006-08-02 10:24:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama went to Red Lobster and got kicked out for bringing her own crabs!!
2006-08-02 10:27:56 · answer #5 · answered by Christina K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
2006-08-02 10:22:18 · answer #6 · answered by jussmessin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't know why everyone says there is so many states and countries there are only 1 for each one and they are called your mama
2006-08-02 11:07:32 · answer #7 · answered by foxxigirrl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat she needed a coupon to get a liposuction
yo mama so stupid when i said her husband was a misogynist
she said at least she get happy endings.
yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it cryed
yo mama so nasty she tripped and said owww! my balls
yo mama so stupid i said i caught her AIDS and she said she never threw them at me
2006-08-02 10:18:49 · answer #8 · answered by Scott 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Mamma says to stop asking for those stupid Yo Mamma Jokes.
Says that telling them, makes you sound like ignorant White trash.
2006-08-02 17:33:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mamma so short u can see her feet on her driver's license.
Your mamma so ugly when she goes to the strip club people pay her to put her clothes on.
Your mamma so fat she puts mayonnaise on her aspirin.
Your mamma so fat her blood type is ragu.
Your mamma so dumb she sat on the t.v. and watched the coach.
Your mamma's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she can see people waving.
2006-08-02 12:11:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋