They finally invented a machine that makes the fathers feel half the pain the woman do at birth.
Thsi woman went to the emergincey room haveing her baby adn they used the machine. The man said turn it up higher i dont feel anything, so they did. The guy said WOW i dont hardly feel a thing, turn it up higher, so they did. Lastly he said turn it up full blast, this is easy! So they did and the woman had a pain free birth.
When they brought the baby home they saw the mail man dead on the porch.
2006-08-02 10:37:07 · 38 answers · asked by Christina K 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe funny
2006-08-02 10:41:03 · answer #1 · answered by mmm_forbbiden 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Birth is probably a little painful, but getting you dick caught in your zipper is the most painful cause you'll never do it again.
2006-08-02 10:41:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i quite liked that, funny without being crude. not an all time classic, or one you'd expect to hear in standup but funny never the less
2006-08-02 10:45:58 · answer #3 · answered by custardmonster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classical but nice to hear and have a good laugh.
2006-08-02 10:43:06 · answer #4 · answered by TNT 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!! Doesnt that mean that the mailman is the father?! LOL thats hilarious!
2006-08-02 11:01:25 · answer #5 · answered by ɫɦɾouɡɦ ɫɦɛ ɛɣɛʂ oʄ ɫɦɛ ɑvɛɴɢɛd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
UHAHAHAH! very funny iam getting stomach to laugh more UHAHAHAH
2006-08-02 10:42:33 · answer #6 · answered by neema s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious!
2006-08-02 10:41:01 · answer #7 · answered by radioaahslady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
girl you are so funny i liked them both very much and for those who didn't they are lame and don't have a sense or humor so screw them and keep doing whatcha doing!!!!
2006-08-02 11:08:54 · answer #8 · answered by Monique25 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope not funny, ... it almost seems like there should be more to it , like half the joke is missing
2006-08-02 10:41:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats freakin funny
2006-08-02 10:40:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋