2006-08-02 13:16:44 · 10 answers · asked by Jennifer 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A lecturer was talking to his class of 1st year medical students in dissection hall
"There are 2 things you need to be a good doctor.istly, you must be disgusted by anything that has got to do with the cadavers (dead bodies)"
He then stuck his finger into the cadaver's anus and suck his finger right after that. Pointed to a student and told him to do the same thing.
Apalled student was horrified but follow suit anyway.
Once done, the lecturer continued to the 2nd thing to be a good doc- PERCEPTION.
"i stuck my index finger in but i sucked my middle finger!"
my fav medical joke!
2006-08-03 09:45:23 · answer #1 · answered by SxyDeViL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The water of Angel Falls (the World's highest) in Venezuela drops 3,212 feet (979 meters).
They are 15 times higher than Niagara Falls.
Are you laughing yet??
2006-08-02 23:47:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A scientist was doing a study on power consumption in athletes using a frog as his subject . He would cut off one leg at a time and tell the frog to jump then watch the frogs response. His notes read as follows..........1. Frog with 4 legs when told to jump, jumps 4 meters. 2 frog with 3 legs when told to jump, jumps 3 meters. 3. frog with 2 legs when told to jump jumps 2 meters. 4. frog with 1 leg when told to jump jumps 1 meter. 5. frog with no legs when told to jump has gone deaf.
2006-08-02 20:30:05 · answer #3 · answered by tinmanfromoz2002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whenever chuck norris jumps into a pool chuck norris dosn't get wet the water gets chuck norris
2006-08-02 20:47:00 · answer #4 · answered by darthtoasteroven 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is the best thing about 28 year-old girls?
there are 20 of them! Ha Ha Ha
2006-08-02 20:19:21 · answer #5 · answered by Samuel_311_fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when people say '4 out of 5 people suffer from constipation'.... does that mean the other one enjoys it?
hahaha :D
2006-08-02 20:54:15 · answer #6 · answered by wishful_thinking425 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got a song for you:Lovers what to hate ballers want to ball I don't evern want lovers want to love I want to piss on yooooooou pee on yooooooooou piss on you on you on yoooooou on yooooooooou
2006-08-02 20:25:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooo, go to www.dumblaws.com . Those are just really weird laws.
2006-08-02 20:20:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT IS GOOD LAUGH IS GOOD MEDICINE THAT MEANS THAT YOU ARE A HAPPY PERSON
2006-08-02 20:20:34 · answer #9 · answered by juanita2_2000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama! %-)
2006-08-02 20:39:02 · answer #10 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋