Jokes & Riddles - August 2006

i think you should hold it or lower the roof but you guys decide.

2006-08-04 06:38:41 · 12 answers · asked by maddietheodd 2

This will have you peeing your pants.


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2006-08-04 06:35:01 · 22 answers · asked by ♪ GOTH CHICK♫ 3

JOKE

A naked lady walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other, she sets the salami on the counter and the bar tender says, "so I guess you wont be needing a drink" Naked lady says "

2006-08-04 06:34:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

It cuts itself.

2006-08-04 06:29:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

How many rednecks does it take to eat a 'possom?

2006-08-04 06:23:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

I laugh at the word butt too especially when said without context to a conversion. Heck, I’m a big fan of actual butts myself. But why do we do that when we hear the word “butt?”

2006-08-04 06:22:38 · 14 answers · asked by ? 2

2006-08-04 06:16:08 · 4 answers · asked by erica_palacios 1

2006-08-04 06:14:18 · 9 answers · asked by Majenna 2

2006-08-04 05:32:09 · 73 answers · asked by ? 6

7 days without food makes 1 weak?




haha get it? laugh people...it's a joke~!

2006-08-04 05:29:04 · 31 answers · asked by ? 6

you hear it speak for it has a hard tongue, yet it can not breathe for it has no lung

2006-08-04 05:19:00 · 14 answers · asked by corinna g 3

if im a scottish sea captain and your my best friends dog walkers mother would my nan be eating a cheese toastie this time tommorow ?

2006-08-04 05:17:36 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

That most lies about blondes are false?

2006-08-04 05:14:41 · 18 answers · asked by ? 6

Q. What do you call a masturbating cow??
A. Beef Strokin Off

2006-08-04 04:56:32 · 22 answers · asked by SupaMan 2

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

2006-08-04 04:47:34 · 26 answers · asked by ? 6

2006-08-04 04:45:03 · 21 answers · asked by Sharrell J 1

2006-08-04 04:44:24 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

I was watching a TV show called "America's Got Talent". It occurred to me that since I do not have any talent they are being prejudice against me. Is it right for them to exclude me and the rest of the minority/majority of America that does not have talent?

2006-08-04 04:42:32 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

no,no,no u misunderstood me , i said u look fat in those pants!!!!!!!!!

2006-08-04 04:42:04 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

okey, theres this teacher, and shes teaching a class. she asked the class, does anybody in here feel stupid. if so plz stand up. so this little boy stands up. so the teacher asked him why he felt stupid. the little boy said that he didnt feel stupid, he just didnt want the teacher to be the only one standing. what do you think?

2006-08-04 04:41:17 · 14 answers · asked by Mimi 2

2006-08-04 04:39:27 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

Q. what do gay horses eat???
A.haaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! lmfao

2006-08-04 04:30:50 · 17 answers · asked by SupaMan 2

My BEST: Some friends & I are big Napoleon Dynamite fans. We called up numerous friends w/ someone else's phone once & put them on speaker. We then went to ebaumsworld.com or some similar site & used the Napoleon soundboard & tried to see how long we could keep them on the phone for. Most hung up after a few seconds but we managed to keep one on the phone for 5 - 10 minutes cause he actually carried on a conversation!!! It was HILARIOUS!!

My WORST: my friend wouldn't listen to me about *67 where it blocks your number cause he didn't want to put the $1 charge on his parents phone bill. he pranked someone w/out using it. This was right as the movie Scream had come out so he ended up randomly calling some old lady & saying "do you like scary movies?" in the creepiest voice ever. It scared her so bad she called the police. Because my friend didn't listen to me the police traced the call & showed up at his house where him & I were. LUCKILY we didn't get in trouble...just a warning.

2006-08-04 04:28:30 · 5 answers · asked by §uper ®ose 6

2006-08-04 04:25:03 · 24 answers · asked by Boo Boo 4

There are infact 3 other things to notice apart from the flower you
see in the image. Can you figure them out?

Here is the image link.....
http://img321.imageshack.us/img321/7683/flowerprofilesxm5.jpg

Good luck!

There are 3 not one.

2006-08-04 04:23:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

FOUR is HALF of FIVE.
Is this statement True or False?

2006-08-04 04:20:24 · 12 answers · asked by jackie2y2 2

If your in college you may like these, if you more of on the "have fun side"

2006-08-04 04:11:54 · 17 answers · asked by Stephanie 3

What is a White egg called?

A. a Yellow Egg.
B. an Orange Egg.
C. a Beige Egg.

2006-08-04 04:11:48 · 14 answers · asked by Trentanol 2

Or any other joke to write on a wall of a public restroom in a stall?

2006-08-04 04:06:35 · 5 answers · asked by S--slick 4

You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?

2006-08-04 04:04:25 · 19 answers · asked by jackie2y2 2