If your in college you may like these, if you more of on the "have fun side"
2006-08-04 04:11:54 · 17 answers · asked by Stephanie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, ''He just didn't belong.''
9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, ''The hair, it's growing. Growing!''
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, ''Soon, soon....''
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
2006-08-04 04:12:27 · update #1
5) Tell your roommate, ''I've got an important message for you.'' Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, ''Oh, yeah, I remember!'' Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, ''Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?'' Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, ''Hooray! You're back!'' as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, ''Shouldn't you be going somewhere?''
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining,
2006-08-04 04:12:52 · update #2
'No, I want to watch them suffer.'''
2006-08-04 04:13:08 · update #3
10. Wash your hair five times a day.
9. Stick pencils in your ears and watch TV. When asked why there are pencils there say "What pencils?"
8. Start a dorm petition to get rid of all the frogs in the dorm. If people say there are no frogs there, say you saw them in your room-mates bed.
7. Bring back hamburgers from McDonalds but hold the meat.
6. Have a keg party and invite the entire dorm. Make sure the keg is filled with water.
5. Draw smiley faces on your cheeks every night before bed with red lipstick.
4. Kneel down to pray before bed and say "I pray to the bricks in this building to explode and remake themselves into a barbecue." Do this every night for 30 days.
3. Write 100 postcards to your roommate and mail them postage due.
2. Ask for help writing your term paper on "My breast size."
and the number one thing you can do to freak out your roommate is............
1. In the middle of the night shout "Hey good buddy wazzup" real loud.
2006-08-04 04:28:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
depending on the sex of your roommate if they are they opposite sex and you don't have a really really close relationship wit them look at them from a Cross the room and lip the words i want a fig newton to them and see what happens...try it now and see what it seems like your saying.. i guess you could do it to the same sex roommate if you fly that way..lol
2006-08-04 04:24:13 · answer #2 · answered by jerdan95 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Late at night, when the moon is at it's highest point, I strip naked, paint ancient Indian warrior markings all over my body, and eat pudding in graveyards while listening to motivational CDs...
2006-08-04 04:16:14 · answer #3 · answered by Chris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Neato
Pretty hillarious.
LMAO
2006-08-04 04:15:18 · answer #4 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-08-04 04:16:57 · answer #5 · answered by Texas Cowboy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this actually happened to me... get some glow in the dark white chalk or something and write on the walls "i'm watching you" and when they turn out the lights they see it and freak out.
2006-08-04 04:16:25 · answer #6 · answered by loach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're a Delta, aren't you.
2006-08-04 04:15:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are good. I haven't heard them before.
2006-08-04 04:16:43 · answer #8 · answered by butterfliesRfree 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why would you want to do that? that is really immature and stupid. I know who ou are and where you live. I can see you on satelite.
you know there are cameras everywhere?
2006-08-04 04:18:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAOOOO! OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD. Great now everyone in my office is looking at me....FREAK! hehehe
2006-08-04 04:20:51 · answer #10 · answered by Cloe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋